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mіndlesswork
mindlesswork . was thinking about mindlessworks brother . again. mindlessworks brother was a muscular ladder craftsman with tight arms and solid legs.
mindlesswork walked over to the window and reflected on his gay bar surroundings. He had always hated large the ladder shop with its agreeable, alert a large selection of ladders. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel confused.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a muscular figure of mindlessworks brother ..
mindlesswork gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a confused, old, ladder juice drinker with muscular arms and thick legs. His friends saw him as a little, long ladder salesman. Once, he had even brought a tense ladder fall victim back from the brink of death.
But not even a confused person who had once brought a tense ladder fall victim back from the brink of death, was prepared for what mindlessworks brother had in store today.
The rain hammered like falling goldfish, making mindlesswork bewildered. mindlesswork grabbed a gigantic ladder that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As mindlesswork stepped outside and mindlessworks brother came closer, he could see the brief glint in his eye.
"Look mindlesswork," growled mindlessworks brother, with a hard working glare that reminded mindlesswork of muscular johneffer. "I hate you and I want a carbon fiber ladder with a LGBT sticker. You owe me 4281 taiwan dollars."
mindlesswork looked back, even more bewildered and still fingering the gigantic ladder. "mindlessworks brother, i have never been the same mentally after falling off the lader," he replied.
They looked at each other with dazed feelings, like two wicked, wonky wolves slipping at a very creepy national ladder day, which had country music playing in the background and two addled uncles running to the beat.
Suddenly, mindlessworks brother lunged forward and tried to punch mindlesswork in the face. Quickly, mindlesswork grabbed the gigantic ladder and brought it down on mindlessworks brother's skull.
mindlessworks brother's tight arms trembled and his solid legs wobbled. He looked addled, his wallet raw like a tender, testy tall ladder.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later mindlessworks brother . was dead.
mindlesswork . went back inside and made himself a nice drink of ladder juice.
THE END