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    [Red Pill] guy buys his girlfriend huge dildo lol what happens next *MAJOR DICKPILL*



































































    One of the most brutal things ive read in a while. if youre not 10x7 just give up
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    *barely okay crew*
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    Lol imagine them going Eiffel Tower on her lol.

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    time to synthol up ma penis

    whatever it takes

    finna be the rich piana of penismaxxing
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    decent crew, good luck finding 9 inches on a regular basis.

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    Jelqing

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    These are your struggles you must undergo my son
    "Paranoidbrah I'm sorry but Chad's cock is too good. It hits all my sweet spots just right. Ah, i'm cumming again!"

    "You may have taken my first but I can never go back to your average penis again, I'm addicted to this cock, oohh cumming!"

    "But it's okay, you can still jerk off to me fucking Chad anyday you like. We'll all be together again. Just like the Olive garden days....aaaHH cumming cumming!"

    "Paranoidbrah-kun, do you want to kiss me? I have Chad's cum all over my mouth too."

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    @proudmanlet what say you?
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    But then again we have to remember every country has different average penis sizes.

    like In china/Asia etc 5 inches might be considered as HUGE.

    Then again somewhere where's alot of BBC's you'll need to have atleast 12x12.
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    At least take ur top off Tom Platz of Cyberstalkin's Avatar
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    Very small crew checking in
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    shits not rocket science but everyone is too much of a pussy to get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Safado View Post
    @proudmanlet what say you?
    if I bought my girl one bigger than mine she would prolly run screaming :/

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    tfw overshot being "perfect" by 2 inches



    in "ideal" range for girth tho =]
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    Quote Originally Posted by proudmanlet View Post
    if I bought my girl one bigger than mine she would prolly run screaming :/



    tfw overshot being "perfect" by 2 inches



    in "ideal" range for girth tho =]
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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVader66 View Post
    God isn't fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by king_ravish View Post
    everyone wants to be zyzz

    but no one wants to get in the sauna

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    Those are self reported, like most on here claim they have 9 inch penises whilst irl they have 7...

    Why would you need more than what's required to bottom ur girl out lmao

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    9x9

    or



    Choose one.
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    Who makes these? Micropenis is way smaller like 5cm

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    :0

    The guy must be rich and with an incredible personality; I guess.
    (On top of having a micro he seems to be pretty fat to me)

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    6 inch girth reporting in lol

    it must suck to have a small dick, but no matter how big you think you are, there is always someone bigger, such is life

    the best is to keep your girlfriend guessing and give her some good dick, so she doesn't consider something else
    Last edited by Latino; 2017-09-13 at 11:38 AM.

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    the problem is that all men focus on is length, when what really matter is girth, any idiot can have a 7 inch length or more, but very few have 6 inch girth

    the length is more for show and mental stimulation, but for physical stimulation of the sugar walls, it is the girth that plays the biggest role, especially if the woman in question happens to be on the tight side, a penis of 6 inches length and 6 inches girth, will be bigger and fill up the pussy more than a penis with 7 inches of length but thinner girth.

    The way I see it as long as you have 6 inches of length, which is average, at that point, all that really matter is GIRTH, having an extra inch of length, won't make any real difference in sexual pleasure if you are lacking in the girth department

    very similar to height and dating, as long as you are 5'10 average height, then you should be focusing on other things like face, muscle, etc. Of course, a guy who is both 6'3 and built, will have the upper hand, very similar to a guy with a long and thick dick.

    for example, my penor is 6 inches girth, but if you look at it from above, it doesn't look that wide, is probably 2 inches wide, but most of its girth is located at the bottom part of the penis, and it is that part, that will hit the spots the most, especially on doggy and when the woman is laying on her belly, why? because all penises are curved upwards when erected, so the upper part of the penis, doesn't have much contact with the vagina, it is the lower part that has the most contact
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