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    A detailed guide on why Vynz is the only unmoggable male to ever exist.

    In this Guide we are going to cover the topmost factors of attraction: Face, Physique/Frame, Status, Charisma, Cock.


    So lets start with the pillar of attraction: FACE



    Lets start with his upper third: NW0, thick straight original hair which would grab attention any room he walked into. It was so fucking good it set a trend. And is known as the Vynz style. Straight sloped forehead and well shaped eyebrows.

    Midface: Hooded eyelids but not to a point he looks like a low IQ dom, but a masc pretty boy. Slightly lightened iris color, long eyelashes which adds balance to his masc face, well shaped nose, decent cheekbones. Under eye support could be stronger.

    Lower third: Strong angular jaw and chin, great philtrum to chin ratio. Only thing lacking is bee stung lips (which might not even suit his facial harmony).

    Very VERY few people have all these factors, combined with his great skin quality, facial harmony and a warming smile.



    Physique/Frame

    I dont even need to say anything about this.. Even the greek statues which were meant to be the embodiment of physical perfection couldn't come close to the physique Vynz attained. Even fictional characters pale in comparison to the very real physique of Vynz. His physique transcends what the human mind can even imagine... But it doesn't end there, all of that and Vynz stands tall at the height of 6'4 and Robust frame. On this forum, all the worshipped models and celebrities have been posted as 'being mogged to hell'. But on the entire internet there has NEVER been a picture with a comment on Vynz getting 'mogged' by someone.

    Our Male species have to advance another 10000 years until a man can even come close to the physique and frame Vynz had.



    Status

    Although Vynz may not have the same status as the likes of Brad pitt, Justin beiber, ronaldo etc. He is VERY famous in the fitness industry. I would go as far as saying he might be the most inspirational person to ever live. All the instagram models are lucky Vynz died before the instagram era. He set his own trends which carried on after his death, started from scratch unlike most privilege celebrities.

    He was even invited and PAID to the stage of massive concerts and stuff to just do his original dance and entrance women.

    Charisma

    Vynz's persona, style, swag and look was his OWN. MILLIONS OF MEN around the world literally copied Vynz's look and persona. Even the biggest celebrities don't have that kind of impact on others, regardless of being pushed in front of your face through media. Just simple homemade youtube footage of him mogs top tier personalities of Hollywood etc.



    Not only this, but Vynz was a part time stripper and had spent thousands of hour with horny women so his 'game' had developed to an absolute seductive slayer.

    Cock





    Looks pornstar tier as a semi. Would be legit 8x6 hard if he looked at himself in the mirror.

    Conclusion

    There are no males on this planet, or have ever been that cover all of these factors. You can post a pic of a MM with a better face than Vynz all you want. But IN MOTION Vynz would make them feel insecure I guarantee it. You will also notice most people that hate Vynz are either White or Low T. People simply don't want an incel to escape his troubled school life like Vynz, it makes them feel jealous that they couldn't climb the social ladder as Vynz did.

    Inb4 he died early. Just lol. A second in his life had more purpose and fullfillment than your entire lifetime a thousand times over.


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    Last edited by bsp; 2017-10-13 at 12:07 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MindlessWork View Post
    Lol imagine them going Eiffel Tower on her lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistmane123 View Post

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    I can think of so many guys with a better face and his voice is horrible.
    Last edited by Enigma; 2017-10-14 at 03:23 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma View Post
    I can think of so many guys with a better face and his voice is horrible.
    He looks like a rat but better than most people I see on a night out especially here in the UK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma View Post
    I can think of so many guys with a better face and his voice is horrible.
    :majorcope:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma View Post
    I can think of so many guys with a better face and his voice is horrible.
    cope
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    dudes a poverty walmart version of zyzz
    musclegod gang

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmane123 View Post
    dudes a poverty walmart version of zyzz

    Litally exact opposite of the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmane123 View Post
    dudes a poverty walmart version of zyzz
    zuzz is a poverty vynz
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmane123 View Post
    dudes a poverty walmart version of zyzz
    What's with your obsession with your zyzz? He was above average facially but definitely not a 8/10 his only good body feature was his pec development which was even upper to lower. His abs and everything else upper wise was average / below average and his legs were awful.

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    This paki geek with his paki car who gives a shit? You can smell the curry through the screen

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    Isn't he short?

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    Please keep Zyzz out of this thread. A guy who couldn't even keep himself alive for more than 22 years mogs no one.
    Disclaimer: My posts are just stories. So because it's just stories this is not anything that anyone could use in court!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma View Post
    I can think of so many guys with a better face and his voice is horrible.
    I wish I was 1/10000000th as good looking as he is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abu Janoy Al-Blahino View Post
    I wish I was 1/10000000th as good looking as he is
    He isn't ugly just not that type I would look at and think damn that guy is hot


 
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