Are you an ugly man like myself?

Are you tired of busting boring ass nuts in your hand?

Are you tired of spending loot on whores to bust a nice nut inside of something soft and wet?

Well my frond.. this new fleshlight is perfect for guys like us.

THE FLESHLIGHT TURBO

New design with 2 layers of "lips" on the outside create a very nice sucking sensation on every single stroke.

SRS. in my opinion this feels better than pussy, at least better than the crackwhore pussy ive got over the years.



PRO TIP, u gotta use the right lube or ur gonna have a bad time.... people who give these a negative review are using the wrong lube.. you cant be a fucking retard and try to fuck this thing with vaseline just lol.

I am a professional masturbator and i recommend J-Lube, its super cheap, super slippery, nice and wet, ten million times better than astroglide or ky jelly.

Pro TIP Put the fleshlight in between your mattress and go to town.

I hereby solemnly swear I will never spend another dime on hooker pussy.

TY fleshlight <3

This review has been brought to you by massiveloads420, and yes indeed as a pro masturbator for the past 11 years i can say this is THE go to device for maimizing massive loads.

ty men