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    Essploding Heart Muscles MassiveLoads420's Avatar
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    Cool Never spending money on a hooker ever again. This new fleshlight is LITTTT BOMB SWAGGG AF SRS

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    New design with 2 layers of "lips" on the outside create a very nice sucking sensation on every single stroke.

    SRS. in my opinion this feels better than pussy, at least better than the crackwhore pussy ive got over the years.



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    Problem with fleslights is I always end up tearing it within a week

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    not ugly but I might as well be. Haven't jacked off in close to 3.5 years though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PissBrah View Post
    Problem with fleslights is I always end up tearing it within a week
    mirin hard as fuck, your cock must be rather gigantic sir.
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    Essploding Heart Muscles MassiveLoads420's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Knight View Post
    not ugly but I might as well be. Haven't jacked off in close to 3.5 years though.
    r u sure ur a death knight brah?

    u sound more like a monk

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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveLoads420 View Post
    mirin hard as fuck, your cock must be rather gigantic sir.
    Nah its just the thickness and its not like its insane. Its just they always rip and tear after a couple sessions

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    Quote Originally Posted by PissBrah View Post
    Nah its just the thickness and its not like its insane. Its just they always rip and tear after a couple sessions
    mirin bro srs ive had probably 10 fleshlights and never ripped a single one, and my cock passes the toilet paper roll test... so im not exactly a pencil dick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Knight View Post
    not ugly but I might as well be. Haven't jacked off in close to 3.5 years though.
    WAIT

    You say you haven't cum for 3.5 years?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveLoads420 View Post
    mirin bro srs ive had probably 10 fleshlights and never ripped a single one, and my cock passes the toilet paper roll test... so im not exactly a pencil dick
    diameter of toilet paper rolls in the US




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    Quote Originally Posted by stud93 View Post
    WAIT

    You say you haven't cum for 3.5 years?
    Thats not healthy at all actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by PissBrah View Post
    Thats not healthy at all actually
    I know...increases the chances of prostate cancer
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    Quote Originally Posted by stud93 View Post
    I know...increases the chances of prostate cancer
    My mom tells me that from time to time but I don't believe her bs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincipalPCbrah View Post
    diameter of toilet paper rolls in the US




    no homo of course
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death Knight View Post
    My mom tells me that from time to time but I don't believe her bs.
    Do you discuss with your mom about cumming?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stud93 View Post
    Do you discuss with your mom about cumming?
    This is what I wanna know

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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveLoads420 View Post

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    his mom is a super hot 40yo romanian milf
    Quote Originally Posted by stud93 View Post
    Do you discuss with your mom about cumming?

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    lmao those are for basement dwelling deformed geeks i tried one before was nothing like pussy pussy is real n warm n gets wet this shits just some shit made for geeks to cope
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    Does using a fleshlight help premature ejaculation?
    Theres the stamina training unit one but how would it compare purely for making you last longer to the turbo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stud93 View Post
    Do you discuss with your mom about cumming?
    Forcefully, she lacks boundaries sometimes. She brings it up and I tell her that it's a 3rd world country myth and she should go away.


 
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