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    Lamest/dumbest pick up lines you've ever used?

    I knew one guy in hs who spotted a weeping girl near the stairwell. He knelt next to her and said "Don't cry, I have something you can put in your mouth that will turn that frown upside down". Guy got slapped lol.

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    "I have 10,000 rep points on the misc."

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    Hey im yootoob celery 100k subs melons of views wanna play doodle get freaky under sheet?

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    "AAAAARRGHHHHGHGHRGHRRRHH" (while palming your forehead)














    edit: misread the thread, thought this was the greatest pickup lines
    what am i doing with my life

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    i messaged a sloot on tinder at x-mas saying, 'I'm gonna send a picture of you to santa, so he knows exactly what I want for x-mas'

    didn't get a response so I messaged again saying 'santa doesn't like ignorant sluts, he's gonna come down your chimney, drink your booze then slap you around for being a whore'

    srs

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    I told a girl I admin a fb page with 10k likes
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    No longer incel. All incel posts are fictional.

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    The stars have aligned and what is presented before you is a man who is like no other. Do not waste this once in a lifetime opportunity, for if you do, it will be your biggest regret in life. A regret you will miserably reminiscence about to your grandchildren of what could have been or should have been, if only it weren't for your foolishness. Do not be that woman, be this woman.

    ive used this on tinder and it actually works lol. gets their attention because its not just a "hey" in fact time to download tinder again....
    Disclaimer: Im mentally ill and everything i post is not true and fabricated for fiction and fun, making them unusable in court.
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    i think even normies know pick up lines r useless irl , but on tinder sure. Tinder has a fuck around non serous vibe to it.
    bulkondabud

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    "hey wanna fuck"

    Just a devilish chadfish tho nomsayin?
    all posts are fictional and for education. Bulgarian was a fictional character not a real person.

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    Wanna order a pizza and fuck?

    No

    What you dont like pizza?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger View Post
    The stars have aligned and what is presented before you is a man who is like no other. Do not waste this once in a lifetime opportunity, for if you do, it will be your biggest regret in life. A regret you will miserably reminiscence about to your grandchildren of what could have been or should have been, if only it weren't for your foolishness. Do not be that woman, be this woman.

    ive used this on tinder and it actually works lol. gets their attention because its not just a "hey" in fact time to download tinder again....
    Stuff like this works in real life as well.
    Look at Cassady Campbell, who isn't the most attractive or charismatic guy there is, but has balls to even film stuff.
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    Say «Hey» and from there wing it.

    If you can’t do that you dont have IT. You’ll always be a incel no matter what. Semi srs. Need to be witty etc to have «game». Lol at using rehearsed lines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burger View Post
    The stars have aligned and what is presented before you is a man who is like no other. Do not waste this once in a lifetime opportunity, for if you do, it will be your biggest regret in life. A regret you will miserably reminiscence about to your grandchildren of what could have been or should have been, if only it weren't for your foolishness. Do not be that woman, be this woman.

    ive used this on tinder and it actually works lol. gets their attention because its not just a "hey" in fact time to download tinder again....
    lol I used that before as well, didn't meet any chicks with it but they all replied

    meeting a 7/10 chick tonight who I used "let's smash" as an opener on srs

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    These were all used in real life:

    "Your ass. My face. Let’s make it happen!" - did not work

    "Hey, are you a model? You look like a model." - did not work (at least one of the women I tried that with was fat)

    Staring at a girl and shouting: "Hey! What do you want?!" - repeatedly failed

    Not a pick up line per se, but more of a technique: I started obnoxiously poking a bitch on her shoulder and she just turned around and kicked me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Blaha's bulging red speedo View Post
    These were all used in real life:

    "Your ass. My face. Let’s make it happen!" - did not work

    "Hey, are you a model? You look like a model." - did not work (at least one of the women I tried that with was fat)

    Staring at a girl and shouting: "Hey! What do you want?!" - repeatedly failed

    Not a pick up line per se, but more of a technique: I started obnoxiously poking a bitch on her shoulder and she just turned around and kicked me.
    What a bitch.
    I ain't gone ta high schoolz, I bought tha bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedBeard777 View Post
    What a bitch.
    It was a decent kick!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Blaha's bulging red speedo View Post
    It was a decent kick!
    Would've pulled a bigmane and one punch the bitch.
    I ain't gone ta high schoolz, I bought tha bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedBeard777 View Post
    Would've pulled a bigmane and one punch the bitch.
    Twice women have thrown their drink at me, another woman started hitting me with her umbrella (I was grabbing her by her coat as she was trying to get away from me), and another kneed me in the balls for no reason. I’m not a bad guy, just misunderstood!

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    "Glory to the Scourge!"
    "I was a fool to trust in the light." (of his former life and role)
    "The Lich King has given me true power!"
    "I will be twice the king my father was."
    "Lordaeron shall be reborn."
    "Who is this 'darkness' anyway?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckernautShitness View Post
    "Glory to the Scourge!"
    "I was a fool to trust in the light." (of his former life and role)
    "The Lich King has given me true power!"
    "I will be twice the king my father was."
    "Lordaeron shall be reborn."
    "Who is this 'darkness' anyway?"




    Quote Originally Posted by Burger View Post
    The stars have aligned and what is presented before you is a man who is like no other. Do not waste this once in a lifetime opportunity, for if you do, it will be your biggest regret in life. A regret you will miserably reminiscence about to your grandchildren of what could have been or should have been, if only it weren't for your foolishness. Do not be that woman, be this woman.

    ive used this on tinder and it actually works lol. gets their attention because its not just a "hey" in fact time to download tinder again....


    ive used that style too it works lmao

    my fav and most succesfull is always "you're cute, I'm bored; let's fuck"
    All posts by the Shabbatai account are a work of fiction and nothing is real, it was all a prank bro crew you got trolled hard geek


 
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