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    I like cumming fast srs

    All that humping

    It can get to be a lot of work sometimes tbh

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    i like to fuck my fleshlight soft and slow

    but i like to fuck my hookers hard and deep
    I abuse steroids because I will never be a part of the 6 foot tall man club. I hate my fucking life I hate feeling small and weak. I will abuse roids to trick people into thinking Im alpha!! YEAH!!!

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    Where can I get a hooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeverLean View Post
    Where can I get a hooker
    in colorado they r littally everywhere mane.

    u can find lot of them on IG, tinder, pof, OKC, meetme, etc etc.

    also fetlife.com
    I abuse steroids because I will never be a part of the 6 foot tall man club. I hate my fucking life I hate feeling small and weak. I will abuse roids to trick people into thinking Im alpha!! YEAH!!!

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    If the woman cannot cum within your time frame, she can go to hell.

    -I know my body, and I need MORE than just a minute to get off.
    -Yes. Now just take this load and go clean yourself up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveLoads420 View Post
    in colorado they r littally everywhere mane.

    u can find lot of them on IG, tinder, pof, OKC, meetme, etc etc.

    also fetlife.com
    Never been to an American hooker. Do they market themselves as escorts and you don't have to worry about the cops, or are you constantly paranoid it's an undercover sting?

    Must be expensive compared to Europe though, and they probably never get tested either. Colorado is more laid back when it comes to that sort of stuff I guess. In Arkansas or some shithole you'll get your house burned down for that sort of shit.

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    Can’t even bust a nut when Im yucky AF

    Made 2 girls tap out after tapping that ass for a long ass time. Thankfully i stay rock hard but it still sucks. I just wanna bust a nut is that too much to ask for???
    Dear God, I would be incomplete
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    Quote Originally Posted by Injectatron View Post
    Can’t even bust a nut when Im yucky AF

    Made 2 girls tap out after tapping that ass for a long ass time. Thankfully i stay rock hard but it still sucks. I just wanna bust a nut is that too much to ask for???
    dont fap too much... ruins the appetite
    If the bar ain’t bending you‘re just pretending

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    Quote Originally Posted by Someone Stole My Ovaries View Post
    dont fap too much... ruins the appetite
    Only happens when Ive been drinking all day / night. As in fuck a girl at 5am after club, drinking at her place etc

    Never when Im sober
    Dear God, I would be incomplete
    But you came and touched my life in time of need
    So I'm thanking you for all you've done
    And for sacrificing your only son

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    I hate fapping because I cum buckets.

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    bash the gash then dash like the flash.
    Disclaimer: My posts are just stories. So because it's just stories this is not anything that anyone could use in court!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Injectatron View Post
    Only happens when Ive been drinking all day / night. As in fuck a girl at 5am after club, drinking at her place etc

    Never when Im sober
    it takes me a min amount of 25 mins to cum during intercourse... and i usually end up with a numb calf or quad/butt... sore abs... or resting the arm somewhere awkward which makes the either delt hurt... going for a long time usually isn't the best option but i guess some of us have to deal with it
    If the bar ain’t bending you‘re just pretending

    More pain, more pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Someone Stole My Ovaries View Post
    it takes me a min amount of 25 mins to cum during intercourse... and i usually end up with a numb calf or quad/butt... sore abs... or resting the arm somewhere awkward which makes the either delt hurt... going for a long time usually isn't the best option but i guess some of us have to deal with it
    You need no fap no porn bro
    Dear God, I would be incomplete
    But you came and touched my life in time of need
    So I'm thanking you for all you've done
    And for sacrificing your only son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Injectatron View Post
    You need no porn bro
    Fixed

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    Platinum Member Someone Stole My Ovaries's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Injectatron View Post
    You need no fap no porn bro
    i dont do either... been over 15 years now
    If the bar ain’t bending you‘re just pretending

    More pain, more pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Someone Stole My Ovaries View Post
    i dont do either... been over 15 years now
    Damn then i dont know What to tell you. Maybe up the test?
    Dear God, I would be incomplete
    But you came and touched my life in time of need
    So I'm thanking you for all you've done
    And for sacrificing your only son

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    Platinum Member Someone Stole My Ovaries's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Injectatron View Post
    Damn then i dont know What to tell you. Maybe up the test?
    haha nahh.. it's not that bad.. i actually have a gf of 3 years and we do get jiggy quite a few times a day.... so thats that
    for the record, I haven't been single for the last 20 years either... was married for 8 years before that
    If the bar ain’t bending you‘re just pretending

    More pain, more pussy

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    Senior Member Injectatron's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Someone Stole My Ovaries View Post
    haha nahh.. it's not that bad.. i actually have a gf of 3 years and we do get jiggy quite a few times a day.... so thats that
    for the record, I haven't been single for the last 20 years either... was married for 8 years before that
    Few times day after 3 years? Your only problem is you get TOO MUCH pussy lmao. Mirin
    Dear God, I would be incomplete
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    So I'm thanking you for all you've done
    And for sacrificing your only son

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    Quote Originally Posted by Injectatron View Post
    Only happens when Ive been drinking all day / night. As in fuck a girl at 5am after club, drinking at her place etc

    Never when Im sober
    Same legit didn’t cum Saturday night during sex. Was late af and my girl was literally passing out but I kept her awake to fuck and couldn’t after like 30 mins of straight fucking she got too tired and was like I’ll just give you an HJ I want to just lie dlwnn. Proceeded to jerk me off for like another 10 mins couldn’t cum. After a certain point no point in sex when drunk
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    you queerbob
    Quote Originally Posted by snafu View Post
    You're literally a gay nigger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lil Flinch View Post
    Same legit didn’t cum Saturday night during sex. Was late af and my girl was literally passing out but I kept her awake to fuck and couldn’t after like 30 mins of straight fucking she got too tired and was like I’ll just give you an HJ I want to just lie dlwnn. Proceeded to jerk me off for like another 10 mins couldn’t cum. After a certain point no point in sex when drunk
    Feels

    The worst part is you are at your horniness when you are drunk aswell
    Dear God, I would be incomplete
    But you came and touched my life in time of need
    So I'm thanking you for all you've done
    And for sacrificing your only son


 
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