Incel life 2019

* Junk food perfected by scientists to taste incredibly good and addictive, made from fresh ingredients from all over the world, delivered to your doorstep with minimal social interaction required
* Porn and escorts of looksmaxed girls who would be the most beautiful women on the planet in 1819
* No disease, live to age 80 easily
* Videogames as addicting as drugs
* No stress, can just NEET and basically have unlimited free time and government provided money
* Modern technology, can go to have a vacation on the other side of the world for cheap

King life 1519

* Food is some shit that has to be covered in spices to disguise the vomit inducing smell and taste. Can only drink beer since all the other liquids will give you diarrhea
* Women all have smallpox scars and ugly bodies and faces from malnutrition, no makeup, no gym, no nothing
* Probably will get some random disease at age 45 and die since your "doctor" will think the cure is letting leeches suck your blood
* Shitton of responsibility for little gain, need to manage your shitty petty kingdom full of peasants who will probably revolt at some point