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    Fat dog theory

    I overfed muh dog by 1 cup today. It got me thinking, if muh dog got fat, would he want more food? In humans it is a vicious cycle. If I feed muh dog to much, can I change his name to sir-crapsalot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesavagestallion View Post
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    I?m being serious.

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    Fitmisc has officially jumped the shark with this thread

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    Dog food is poison. There are more dogs than humans atm so the dog food is designed to kill em off quicker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Distract & Deny View Post
    I overfed muh dog by 1 cup today. It got me thinking, if muh dog got fat, would he want more food? In humans it is a vicious cycle. If I feed muh dog to much, can I change his name to sir-crapsalot?

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    If you feed him more than what he needs, he’ll get fat. And he’ll want to eat more too. He’ll be more gassy as well, so you should rename him Flatulus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason Blaha's bulging red speedo View Post
    If you feed him more than what he needs, he?ll get fat. And he?ll want to eat more too. He?ll be more gassy as well, so you should rename him Flatulus.

    His poop stunk today and I know because when I went to scoop it from muh lawn, there was a 3-4? radius around it that smelled, I had to breathe through muh mouth so I didn?t gag. He ate some butter last night. No gas but stinky poo.
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    Once saw a dog eat another dog's shit right out of its ass. It was one of those little Yorkies and it was about to take a dump when one of the other dogs came up behind it and ate it as it came out.

    Got banned from r/AMA for posting about this. Or r/IAmA, don't remember. Either way, fuck them if they don't think that's interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *** View Post
    Either way, fuck them if they don't think that's interesting.

    It is bro. Only normies don?t want to hear that dogs eat other dogs shit. It is what it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Distract & Deny View Post
    It is bro. Only normies don?t want to hear that dogs eat other dogs shit. It is what it is
    At first, I was like:



    Not that I'm a racially ambiguous female girl, just saying I was a little annoyed.

    Then I saw your reply and was like:



    Their loss. Got a captive audience right here.

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    My fat smelly beagle would eat itself to death if I let it

    last weekend I ordered a family size pizza I went to take a piss and heard a thump went downstairs she was standing on the kitchen table and the entire pizza was gone and my pop was all over the floor

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    You're just helping him bulk bro. Don't worry that you're overfeeding him until it regularly starts doing that weird butt drag across the ground that some dogs do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChesterLights View Post
    Dog food is poison. There are more dogs than humans atm so the dog food is designed to kill em off quicker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by One Off Man Mental View Post
    You're just helping him bulk bro. Don't worry that you're overfeeding him until it regularly starts doing that weird butt drag across the ground that some dogs do.
    My grandpa calls it "chiseling" I always thought that was just cause their ass was itchy.

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    If it gets too fat Alan Roberts will start making videos about fat dogs and how unhealthy they are.

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