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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyJonzeJr View Post
    Imagine you're playing the newest Silent Hill game. You're tasked with exploring the cuckshed to investigate Nova's disappearance. It's dark because the tenant can't afford electricity and yet has clipped the curtains shut for fear of Muslim cyberstalkers. Suddenly, this thing lumbers out of the washroom after dropping a disgusting gallon of milk, eggs and yogurt dump. His sudden appearance takes you off guard since he didn't flush the toilet nor wash his hands.

    He has the least amount of muscle in existence for someone who has been in the"Iron Game" for as long as he has been

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    Quote Originally Posted by CIA View Post
    Absolutely FLABbergasted by his physique.




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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAll View Post






    Jesus. If you didn't know he was actively pulling, and cut his head, chest, inwardly rotated right arm, and the compressed, widened, pringles can of outspilling pancakes out of the picture (so, basically one arm, unaware it is actively fully engaged) I would think dude looks reasonably jacked.
    But yikes.

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    Here is a pm from someone who joined littallly one minute ago




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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAll View Post
    Here is a pm from someone who joined littallly one minute ago




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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAll View Post
    Here is a pm from someone who joined littallly one minute ago



    So he has nothing bad to say and a female interrupted him (totally necessary to mention ). Ya, not believing it. The female interrupting set off red flags for me.

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    Also, this is a hate thread, so there is that. Why would he think that it?s a good thing to post positivity? Is it because it?s OCTOBOR?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAll View Post
    Here is a pm from someone who joined littallly one minute ago



    Lmao worse than the swirlface video fucking hilarious. Blaha just cant help himself can he. He was going so well keeping it all semi believable until he just had to tell us at the end that blaha had a woman in his cuckshed.

    Jesus Blaha never learns the fucking idiot lmao

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    That shits just missing

    Blaha actually showed me his bank balance on the skype call and he actually has middle class income.

    Blaha donates half the money he makes to charity

    Blaha demonstrated lifts on camera to me and deadlifted 700 conventional with no chains or bands.

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAll View Post
    Here is a pm from someone who joined littallly one minute ago



    One time I heard a female interrupt him during our call


    Consume by dark side of force once good Beyared fitness world !join dark side of force!
    ok.peace out.bye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MindlessWork View Post
    I have a feeling he will herniate some discs very soon.

    On another note has he ever pulled a 495lbs cleanly ever?
    His back, shoulders, and neck are toast.
    Consume by dark side of force once good Beyared fitness world !join dark side of force!
    ok.peace out.bye.

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    LMAO.

    Our 147 IQ spelling bee champ just wants to "clear up somethings"

    Not some things, but "somethings". Strong work there Blohole, you can't even produce a credible attempt at a sock puppet "client" because your potato shows through. It shows even in that obvious attempts at overly plain language, because you can't fix stupid and you can't hide potato.

    It's over boyo, delete your channel and get a job. CostCo cart-fetcher is just about your speed.

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    @MindlessWork...please check PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inshallah_blaha View Post
    Lmao worse than the swirlface video fucking hilarious. Blaha just cant help himself can he. He was going so well keeping it all semi believable until he just had to tell us at the end that blaha had a woman in his cuckshed.

    Jesus Blaha never learns the fucking idiot lmao
    I got it too.

    The part at the end where he mentioned the female interrupting him gave it away as being Jason. Unnecessary detail.

    Also, if he doesn't want his "haters" to attack him, then why come here in the first place and ask to post this?

    Jason, you are a fucking moron.

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    He couldn't resist trying to brag by lying about a 'female' being heard in the background on one of his calls. It's so hard for him to talk without making up a lie to brag about.

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    Also lol at "i am going to be vague as i dont want jason to figure out who i am"

    But....

    I joined in the second month
    I have a friend who referred me in the first month.
    Blaha didnt charge me a fee
    Blaha reduced my monthly price to 200
    Specificly told blaha he is training to build up strength to start a sport
    Was on a skype call that blaha got interupted by a female woman.

    Yes. Must be impossible to narrow down who it is.


    Also also also. When Blaha took in his second batch of clients he made it clear that he wasnt taking any more he just didnt have time.

    But this client tells us that Blaha offered him a reward scheme for refering other clients. 50 less per month to each client he got to join blaha.

    As usual blahas potato brain cant remember old lies and he completely exposes himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inshallah_blaha View Post
    Lmao worse than the swirlface video fucking hilarious. Blaha just cant help himself can he. He was going so well keeping it all semi believable until he just had to tell us at the end that blaha had a woman in his cuckshed.

    Jesus Blaha never learns the fucking idiot lmao
    Only an autist like Blaha refers to a woman as a female

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    Classic Blahino. You can tell he tried really really hard for the first good chunk then the second to last paragraph, in classic blano fashion, gets super lazy trying to speed through getting it done and uses client every other word like the semi-illiterate dunce he is. You can tell it's him before the dead give away part about the "female" . Omg, being John Blano, wow, just wow.

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    Imagine the look on the fat man's face as he reads this thread:

    He spent all night working on that fake review. Double, triple, quadruple checking his abysmal grammar, cuckling the entire time as he downs the last gulp of spoiled milk, and all before waddling to the bathroom to have "explosive diarrhea".

    Tonight he wakes up from another nap (the first nap in a long time that he hasn't spent crying). Full of pride, he opens his fitmisc bookmark (of course it's bookmarked). As the page loads, his 3 tooth smile quickly turns to horror as he realizes that not one of us believes him. Another pathetic attempt to try and fool the trolls is thwarted by people 146 IQ or lower

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inshallah_blaha View Post
    Also lol at "i am going to be vague as i dont want jason to figure out who i am"

    But....

    I joined in the second month
    I have a friend who referred me in the first month.
    Blaha didnt charge me a fee
    Blaha reduced my monthly price to 200
    Specificly told blaha he is training to build up strength to start a sport
    Was on a skype call that blaha got interupted by a female woman.

    Yes. Must be impossible to narrow down who it is.


    Also also also. When Blaha took in his second batch of clients he made it clear that he wasnt taking any more he just didnt have time.

    But this client tells us that Blaha offered him a reward scheme for refering other clients. 50 less per month to each client he got to join blaha.

    As usual blahas potato brain cant remember old lies and he completely exposes himself.
    Perfect.

    Quote Originally Posted by nolmos View Post
    As the page loads, his 3 tooth smile quickly turns to horror

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