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    any good jew jokes? gtfih and post jew jokes

    i wanna hear your best offensive jew jokes
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    *Degenerate Crew*

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    A Jew, a Black and an Irishman enter a bar. Jew says "What is this? The beginning of a joke?"

    Gotta clean up my material and keep it PG-13 now that I’m a familycuck, smh.

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    How many jews can you put in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 5 in the ashtray.

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    What do you call a jewish pokemon master?

    Spoiler: 
    ash

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    Why cant Santa Claus be a jew?
    Because jews usually do better going up a chimney

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadhead6391 View Post
    What do you call a jewish pokemon master?

    Spoiler: 
    ash
    I was about to post that one lmao.

    Why do jewish women like circumcised dicks?
    Because they're 10% off.

    Why do jewish people have big noses?
    Because air is free.

    Why was the jewish boy angry at school?
    Because the teacher gave him a gold star.

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    Why did Hitler kill himself
    He saw his gas bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by BWT View Post
    How many jews can you put in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 5 in the ashtray.
    Holy shit! That’s brutal!

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    These ash and chimney jokes are brutal!

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    where in the gas chamber would you put a black jew?

    Spoiler: 
    at the back

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    A rabbi, a priest, and a minister are discussing what they do with the money from the collection plate.
    The priest says that he draws a circle on the floor, throws the money up in the air, and whatever lands in the circle, he gives to
    God; whatever lands outside the circle, he keeps.”
    The minister explains that he has a very similar method: He draws a circle on the floor, throws the money up in the air, and whatever lands outside the circle he gives to God, whereas whatever lands inside the circle he keeps.
    “I, too, have a system,” the rabbi says. “I throw the money up in the air, and whatever God catches, He can keep

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincipalPCbrah View Post
    where in the gas chamber would you put a black jew?

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    at the back
    Inceptioning!

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    How do you start a Jewish marathon?

    By rolling a penny down a hill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tortyreus View Post
    How do you start a Jewish marathon?

    By rolling a penny down a hill
    - Degenerate Crew -


    dey see me postin
    dey copein

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    A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

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    All posts by the Majutsushi account are a work of fiction and nothing is/has been real, it was all a prank bro crew you got trolled hard geek

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    - Hey that's a nice watch you got there
    - Yes, my dad sold it to me before he died

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueBlood View Post
    A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
    Thats amazing.


 

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