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    Roman Catholic. He who shall not be named's Avatar
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    positive the place ive been going to is a happy ending massage

    no asians

    also no way in fuck they're paying off the lease for 50$ 1hr massages

    2 times masseuse has lingered around after the massage and one of them said "i feel good when you're happy"


    got an appointment booked on saturday, more on this later etc
    "Paranoidbrah I'm sorry but Chad's cock is too good. It hits all my sweet spots just right. Ah, i'm cumming again!"

    "You may have taken my first but I can never go back to your average penis again, I'm addicted to this cock, oohh cumming!"

    "But it's okay, you can still jerk off to me fucking Chad anyday you like. We'll all be together again. Just like the Olive garden days....aaaHH cumming cumming!"

    "Paranoidbrah-kun, do you want to kiss me? I have Chad's cum all over my mouth too."

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    very un-christian


    Quote Originally Posted by ImmortalKid
    don't even have the energy to brush my teeth and i took a caffeine tablet. srs i used mouth wash though as that's less interactive

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLOCKHEAD View Post
    very un-christian
    wtf are you gonna do about it jewboi
    "Paranoidbrah I'm sorry but Chad's cock is too good. It hits all my sweet spots just right. Ah, i'm cumming again!"

    "You may have taken my first but I can never go back to your average penis again, I'm addicted to this cock, oohh cumming!"

    "But it's okay, you can still jerk off to me fucking Chad anyday you like. We'll all be together again. Just like the Olive garden days....aaaHH cumming cumming!"

    "Paranoidbrah-kun, do you want to kiss me? I have Chad's cum all over my mouth too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by He who shall not be named View Post
    no asians


    From asian cawk to BBC, that's quite a jump there OP

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    Go to rubmaps

    I thought the same thing

    Turns out the Asian massage place 1/4 mile from my house is listed w good reviews

    Knew it seemed odd and very busy too

    $80 tho, idk what to compare that to- can prob negotiable a lower rate @MongNStrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    Go to rubmaps

    I thought the same thing

    Turns out the Asian massage place 1/4 mile from my house is listed w good reviews

    Knew it seemed odd and very busy too

    $80 tho, idk what to compare that to- can prob negotiable a lower rate @MongNStrong
    oh ive already been to an amp the pleasure from this is the hunt

    will this 30 yr old indian chick jack me off or not, will she be my release and possibly rub my asshole
    "Paranoidbrah I'm sorry but Chad's cock is too good. It hits all my sweet spots just right. Ah, i'm cumming again!"

    "You may have taken my first but I can never go back to your average penis again, I'm addicted to this cock, oohh cumming!"

    "But it's okay, you can still jerk off to me fucking Chad anyday you like. We'll all be together again. Just like the Olive garden days....aaaHH cumming cumming!"

    "Paranoidbrah-kun, do you want to kiss me? I have Chad's cum all over my mouth too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by He who shall not be named View Post
    oh ive already been to an amp the pleasure from this is the hunt

    will this 30 yr old indian chick jack me off or not, will she be my release and possibly rub my asshole

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    Senior Member ᚺᚱᚨ ᚠᚾᚺᛁ ᛚᛞᚢᚱ's Avatar
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    Have you found a wife yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ᚺᚱᚨ ᚠᚾᚺᛁ ᛚᛞᚢᚱ View Post
    Have you found a wife yet?
    Weird you neg me for asking for feet pics

    If it upset you, why did you, for a quick moment, consider sending them

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    Quote Originally Posted by He who shall not be named View Post
    no asians

    also no way in fuck they're paying off the lease for 50$ 1hr massages

    2 times masseuse has lingered around after the massage and one of them said "i feel good when you're happy"


    got an appointment booked on saturday, more on this later etc
    I'm quite experienced with this from my younger years. If they linger they're usually waiting for a decent tip before they finish you off. Generally I dropped the tip prior to getting naked for the massage

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    Weird you neg me for asking for feet pics

    If it upset you, why did you, for a quick moment, consider sending them
    Let me ask you something in return.

    Why would you ask me for pics of my feet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob View Post
    I'm quite experienced with this from my younger years. If they linger they're usually waiting for a decent tip before they finish you off. Generally I dropped the tip prior to getting naked for the massage
    interdasting they asked if i wanted to leave a gratuity downstairs
    "Paranoidbrah I'm sorry but Chad's cock is too good. It hits all my sweet spots just right. Ah, i'm cumming again!"

    "You may have taken my first but I can never go back to your average penis again, I'm addicted to this cock, oohh cumming!"

    "But it's okay, you can still jerk off to me fucking Chad anyday you like. We'll all be together again. Just like the Olive garden days....aaaHH cumming cumming!"

    "Paranoidbrah-kun, do you want to kiss me? I have Chad's cum all over my mouth too."

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    Do they charge extra for weed spray?
    Quote Originally Posted by FATFUCK123 View Post
    The only thing that will get me what I truly desire in life is looking less Indian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ᚺᚱᚨ ᚠᚾᚺᛁ ᛚᛞᚢᚱ View Post
    Let me ask you something in return.

    Why would you ask me for pics of my feet?
    Because I like feet

    Mad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by He who shall not be named View Post
    interdasting they asked if i wanted to leave a gratuity downstairs
    I always tipped her in the room. If they asked at the desk I always just said I tipped her there. I never got a happy ending if I didnt tip prior to it. Usually a 60 dollar rub would turn I to a happy ending for an extra 40 on the table by her oils.

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    just order a real escort
    musclegod gang

    slavic strength crew


    *Degenerate Crew*

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmane123 View Post
    just order a real escort
    I like getting jerked off after a full body massage and these chicks are fucking pros with their hands
    "Paranoidbrah I'm sorry but Chad's cock is too good. It hits all my sweet spots just right. Ah, i'm cumming again!"

    "You may have taken my first but I can never go back to your average penis again, I'm addicted to this cock, oohh cumming!"

    "But it's okay, you can still jerk off to me fucking Chad anyday you like. We'll all be together again. Just like the Olive garden days....aaaHH cumming cumming!"

    "Paranoidbrah-kun, do you want to kiss me? I have Chad's cum all over my mouth too."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmane123 View Post
    just order a real escort
    This! Go full pro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by He who shall not be named View Post
    I like getting jerked off after a full body massage and these chicks are fucking pros with their hands
    might as well close your eyes and let pakichad jerk you off same thing
    musclegod gang

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    i miss getting rub n tugs.

    so addictive.

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