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    Roman Catholic. He who shall not be named's Avatar
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    friend's gf wants to fuck me

    had 3 ppl over to cope w rotting while single on vday

    my boy

    then another homey and his gf


    was talking about how i got a new phone and upgraded to a google pixel as we were walking to the couch and she said "are your dick picks in high quality now"

    friend just looked at eachother and it was weird, she was drunk as well. more on this never etc


    @Brownrice123
    "Paranoidbrah I'm sorry but Chad's cock is too good. It hits all my sweet spots just right. Ah, i'm cumming again!"

    "You may have taken my first but I can never go back to your average penis again, I'm addicted to this cock, oohh cumming!"

    "But it's okay, you can still jerk off to me fucking Chad anyday you like. We'll all be together again. Just like the Olive garden days....aaaHH cumming cumming!"

    "Paranoidbrah-kun, do you want to kiss me? I have Chad's cum all over my mouth too."

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    Senior Member myprettyanus's Avatar
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    I know you are a bit autistic so let me help you out - she was fucking with you like the cute girl does with the dork at school. it amused her

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    Quote Originally Posted by myprettyanus View Post
    dad i made it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by myprettyanus View Post
    Wtf is that kinofaggot?

    He's so juiced up now holy shit
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    i did go to school months ago hadto stop when i went to mental hopsital
    i might go back
    idc about my life anymore tbh just buying steroids with my benefits and getting huge
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    Eat 246 daily thesavagestallion's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BroBeansBrah View Post
    Wtf is that kinofaggot?

    He's so juiced up now holy shit
    You’re turning into mindlesswork by the hour




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    It?s just her trying to make her man jealous. Be a good lad and ignore it or better yet, direct the energy back to your buddy. ?Ask your boyfriend about his dick pics? etc.

    Karma etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by He who shall not be named View Post
    had 3 ppl over to cope w rotting while single on vday

    my boy

    then another homey and his gf


    was talking about how i got a new phone and upgraded to a google pixel as we were walking to the couch and she said "are your dick picks in high quality now"

    friend just looked at eachother and it was weird, she was drunk as well. more on this never etc


    @Brownrice123
    does ur friend have a hot body?

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    Quote Originally Posted by myprettyanus View Post
    Blahautism: The Jason Blaha Story CLIFFS

    Click on the link above to see the Blahautism CLIFFS thread for a thorough summary of the Blahautism threads, including important exclusive information that is not on either Blahapedia or Exposed TV

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    Quote Originally Posted by myprettyanus View Post

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    Buy him a smoothie.

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    you don't have friends and you don't know any women so this story doesn't check out. sorry op

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