**Blahautism The Jason Blaha Story 14.00**

**CIA** · 2020-02-20, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by MindlessWork

He should merely be called the Texas Pig.

Best gif ever @RandyAverage:

Edit: oops, didn't mean to reply to Mindless lmao

**MindlessWork** · 2020-02-20, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by CIA

Best gif ever @RandyAverage:

Edit: oops, didn't mean to reply to Mindless lmao

Lol those gifs are the best ments though, and no worries about replying to me though haha.

**Rab C Nesbit** · 2020-02-20, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by RandyAverage

Just had a good laugh to myself after seeing "GAY SEX PIG" reminded me of when the name was coined and the gravy seal announced to his viewers mere days later that people were calling him the "Texas Muscle Pig"

You have to feel at least a little bit sorry for him, queers steer clear, and women don't want him. His current, and final intimate relationship is with his right hand. He's the Gay Sexless Pig.

Older women are too wise to fall for his bullshit. younger women wouldn't look twice at him. He's in a bit of a predicament now, burned too many bridges, never leaves his bondage dungeon. All he has is a pitiful excuse for an existence, he life is on perma-repeat. He really thinks people clamor to seek out his "wise counsel", but >90% of the viewers watch because his life is like a crash scene, and it makes some of them feel better about their own lives.

Even the the most moronic of his viewers must be sick of his same old shtick, and minimalist workout footage. Even the queerest be be now numbed by his disgusting practically naked self.

Youtube eating challenges are his future.......

**Cuckzilla** · 2020-02-20, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by connu mcgregu

His anxious nose exhales enrage me he's such a failure at everything he cant even breathe right im triggered now

Who the fooko are you?

**One Off Man Mental** · 2020-02-20, 04:55 PM

IN

**NotAll** · 2020-02-20, 05:40 PM

IN

**Jason Fatcuck** · 2020-02-20, 05:46 PM

Feel like I'm late to the party, but at least I'm IN.

Obligatory: What do you have to live for Jason? As long as you're upright and breathing air, I'll always ask this question as I know you read these threads.

**connu mcgregu** · 2020-02-20, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Cuckzilla

Who the fooko are you?

Who the fook is that guy????????

**JDBHorseGrin** · 2020-02-20, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rab C Nesbit

You have to feel at least a little bit sorry for him, queers steer clear, and women don't want him. His current, and final intimate relationship is with his right hand. He's the Gay Sexless Pig.

Older women are too wise to fall for his bullshit. younger women wouldn't look twice at him. He's in a bit of a predicament now, burned too many bridges, never leaves his bondage dungeon. All he has is a pitiful excuse for an existence, he life is on perma-repeat. He really thinks people clamor to seek out his "wise counsel", but >90% of the viewers watch because his life is like a crash scene, and it makes some of them feel better about their own lives.

Even the the most moronic of his viewers must be sick of his same old shtick, and minimalist workout footage. Even the queerest be be now numbed by his disgusting practically naked self.

Youtube eating challenges are his future.......

In all seriousness, he could get a crack whore, but he lacks the crack for which they are willing to whore. He doesn't have any cash to give them, and he doesn't have anything of value that they could easily steal and pawn. Yes, they could sell his plates and bars for pennies on the dollar to get their fix, but those things are too cumbersome to run off with, and he's not charming enough to get a crack whore back to his place. Imagine him waddling around, not too far from his compound, looking for a crack whore, or a straight up prostitute. A hooker isn't walking with him back to his apartment just to give him a $20 blow job. And he no longer has a hand me down Benz and his sister's guest house with which he could make himself look like an affluent mark to someone like Brittany. No doubt, Brittany saw the Benz and his incel presence, and thought she'd hit pay dirt. He got her back to his sister's place, and assured her he was going to have one just like it. Brittany thought it was just a matter of time.

Speaking of Brittany, remember her word salad of a post saying that she is "too enlightened" to view relationships the same way mortals do. That she views them as "business transactions," and she's some self sacrificing, benevolent soul going through life improving the lives of the men whose paths she crosses before moving on to the next poor soul in need of her help? She's done with Blaha. Is he better off now than when she first found him? He could at least count on her to foot the bill for a steak dinner on his birthday. Now that she's gone, Blaha's birthday dinner's have been private.

The only type of woman he can get is one that's mentally retarded, I'm talking "low functioning," and/or one that's desperate. Has 4 kids by 3 different men kinds of desperate. And women like that want a man that can support them financially. Blaha and his overflow fridge barely feeds himself. She would take one look at his lack of living room furniture and lack of gainful employment, and tell him and his 2 "working-to-middle class businesses" to fuck right the hell off.

You have to be able to afford food that people would want to see you eat to be able to do youtube eating challenges. Good luck writing off a bunch of thick and veiny cock bananas as a business expense.

**PriestOfBlaha** · 2020-02-20, 06:48 PM

I see the mirror has been deleted again. They barely last a week.

Doesn't make a fuck.

Several of the channels I set up a short while ago have been deleted by the algorithm, but a few survived. It seems his name is really, really toxic. The email address can't contain anything ''blaha'', the channel names cannot contain ''blaha'' and funny enough even the passwords cannot contain ''blaha''.

It's a chore sometimes, but damn, I'm glad I'm not Jason Blaha.

Edit: a little test for you, Jason. When it's time for the next mirror, Jimmy Baloha will become the next archivist. Can you delete Jimmy before that?

**Smallpoxblanket** · 2020-02-20, 07:20 PM

Agent 8.37 is goin down boys.. more so then where he is now.. hes down lets kick the living shit outta hemingcuck the potato.. dislikes on the daily.. multiple accounts letting everyone know how much of a waste of space this ballooned hippo sloppy gene pool special ED participation trophy leeching cockroach of society really is... EAT SHIT.

**InnerCity** · 2020-02-20, 07:24 PM

Jason Blaha sucks.

**Rab C Nesbit** · 2020-02-20, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by JDBHorseGrin

In all seriousness, he could get a crack whore, but he lacks the crack for which they are willing to whore. He doesn't have any cash to give them, and he doesn't have anything of value that they could easily steal and pawn. Yes, they could sell his plates and bars for pennies on the dollar to get their fix, but those things are too cumbersome to run off with, and he's not charming enough to get a crack whore back to his place. Imagine him waddling around, not too far from his compound, looking for a crack whore, or a straight up prostitute. A hooker isn't walking with him back to his apartment just to give him a $20 blow job. And he no longer has a hand me down Benz and his sister's guest house with which he could make himself look like an affluent mark to someone like Brittany. No doubt, Brittany saw the Benz and his incel presence, and thought she'd hit pay dirt. He got her back to his sister's place, and assured her he was going to have one just like it. Brittany thought it was just a matter of time.

Speaking of Brittany, remember her word salad of a post saying that she is "too enlightened" to view relationships the same way mortals do. That she views them as "business transactions," and she's some self sacrificing, benevolent soul going through life improving the lives of the men whose paths she crosses before moving on to the next poor soul in need of her help? She's done with Blaha. Is he better off now than when she first found him? He could at least count on her to foot the bill for a steak dinner on his birthday. Now that she's gone, Blaha's birthday dinner's have been private.

The only type of woman he can get is one that's mentally retarded, I'm talking "low functioning," and/or one that's desperate. Has 4 kids by 3 different men kinds of desperate. And women like that want a man that can support them financially. Blaha and his overflow fridge barely feeds himself. She would take one look at his lack of living room furniture and lack of gainful employment, and tell him and his 2 "working-to-middle class businesses" to fuck right the hell off.

You have to be able to afford food that people would want to see you eat to be able to do youtube eating challenges. Good luck writing off a bunch of thick and veiny cock bananas as a business expense.

I saw that video today on someone's channel, it think it was The Truth Hub. Very Freudian, he was quite adept at pulling back the foreskins.... I mean banana-skins.

I think he's done with crack-whores for now, once-bitten and all that.

I don't know if anyone has ever posted this in one of the Jason Blaha threads but I found this funny:

https://www.acronymfinder.com/Basic-...8BLAHA%29.html

https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.c...n+Holding+Area

BLAHA = Basic Load Ammunition Holding Area

He was born to load ammunition on Youtube! Manifest destiny or some shit like that....?

**Blohole999** · 2020-02-20, 08:07 PM