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    my lies are coming back to bite me in the bum

    i told my baby momma i was catholic so she'd trust me and put out
    thought it was just gonna be a ons so it wouldn't matter and im entitled to a little bit of lying every now and then
    now i dont know what to do, cant think of any way to weasel out of this one

    should i just come clean or double down on the larp and convert to catholicism?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raccoon View Post
    i told my baby momma i was catholic so she'd trust me and put out
    thought it was just gonna be a ons so it wouldn't matter and im entitled to a little bit of lying every now and then
    now i dont know what to do, cant think of any way to weasel out of this one

    should i just come clean or double down on the larp and convert to catholicism?
    tell her you saw the error of your ways and decided to stop being catholic srs
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    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raccoon View Post
    i told my baby momma i was catholic so she'd trust me and put out
    thought it was just gonna be a ons so it wouldn't matter and im entitled to a little bit of lying every now and then
    now i dont know what to do, cant think of any way to weasel out of this one

    should i just come clean or double down on the larp and convert to catholicism?
    According to prods most Catholic rituals are based on paganism so just embrace it
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    Ask our friend from Belarus what he recommends

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    Just pretend that you never said it.

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    Double down. The death of your family made you lose faith in god

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    You should start believing in God for your own sake not for some woman you hell bound atheist

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    very weird larp

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu View Post
    You should start believing in God for your own sake not for some woman you hell bound atheist
    I bet you just derive lots and lots of pleasure from the thought of atheists going to hell
    Does it make you hard?
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    I will end up being the next mental break down if you keep making me accountable for every word I type. Look I don't do logic and this shit is getting out of hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medically Fat View Post
    I bet you just derive lots and lots of pleasure from the thought of atheists going to hell
    Does it make you hard?


    got em

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medically Fat View Post
    I bet you just derive lots and lots of pleasure from the thought of atheists going to hell
    Does it make you hard?
    Nah, if that was the case, I wouldn't have told him to start believing in God in my post you retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu View Post
    Nah, if that was the case, I wouldn't have told him to start believing in God in my post you retard
    Oh, how could I not have seen that! I'm sure your post really convinced him to do that, so hard
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma View Post
    I will end up being the next mental break down if you keep making me accountable for every word I type. Look I don't do logic and this shit is getting out of hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medically Fat View Post
    Oh, how could I not have seen that! I'm sure your post really convinced him to do that, so hard
    straw man

    When did I say I surely convinced him? I said I told him to believe in God, what he does with it is up to him

    I showed you how I clearly don't derive pleasure from the thought of atheists going to hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu View Post
    You should start believing in God for your own sake not for some woman you hell bound atheist

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu View Post
    straw man

    When did I say I surely convinced him? I said I told him to believe in God, what he does with it is up to him

    I showed you how I clearly don't derive pleasure from the thought of atheists going to hell

    I'm sure you were just looking to do your duty, and it had nothing to do with you getting hard from your feeling of superiority
    Quote Originally Posted by Enigma View Post
    I will end up being the next mental break down if you keep making me accountable for every word I type. Look I don't do logic and this shit is getting out of hand.

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    cry for forgiveness like pony
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    Go to church for easter and christmas like all Catholics do. Twice per year shouldn?t be hard. Then you can sin the rest of the time, ask for forgiveness, claim you?re only human and claim to try to do better. Quite possibly the biggest bunch of hypocrites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmane123 View Post
    cry for forgiveness like pony
    i hope you manage to reproduce soon cos time is running out

    i believe in you, cmon bigmane 2020 is the year it finally happens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raccoon View Post
    i hope you manage to reproduce soon cos time is running out

    i believe in you, cmon bigmane 2020 is the year it finally happens
    enjoy handing over half your mcdonalds paycheck to some busted babymomma that's fucking other nigs all for a kid whose prolly gonna be some loser like you and cry on forums about being born into such a shitty family
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmane123 View Post
    enjoy handing over half your mcdonalds paycheck to some busted babymomma that's fucking other nigs all for a kid whose prolly gonna be some loser like you and cry on forums about being born into such a shitty family
    projection
    my baby momma is only 20, she isnt busted yet
    also im gonna step up & marry her so my daughter can have a happy life
    feels good man

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