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    Senior Member Spartanize's Avatar
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    Soon you will be 30 years old

    How does this make you feel

    30 is getting closer and closer each day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartanize View Post
    How does this make you feel

    30 is getting closer and closer each day
    lol i got almost a decade to go before i get there

    but ill prolly kill myself before then

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    I will off myself before I hit 30. Nobody wants to be a disgusting old man.

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    dude why is it that evertyime u pop on on this forum u kill the vibe right away? like what r u trying to achieve?
    I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartanize View Post
    How does this make you feel

    30 is getting closer and closer each day
    Oldcel checking in. I was 30 fifteen years ago, back when you were popping zits on your face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog!

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    u must be very popular among female population with that type of fuckin hard ass mentality u cocksucking bastard
    I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSpeedo View Post
    Oldcel checking in. I was 30 fifteen years ago, back when you were popping zits on your face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog!
    may i sniff ur speedos daddy
    I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProteinCutter View Post
    may i sniff ur speedos daddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSpeedo View Post
    Oldcel checking in. I was 30 fifteen years ago, back when you were popping zits on your face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog!
    Pretty soon this style of insult will be obsolete smh. Every child born after ~2003 has had infinite access to high definition hardcore pornography on their smartphone since before they hit puberty. What will people say then?

    "I was fifteen 30 years ago when you were still doing spelling tests and watching bbc double anal on your iphone"
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    The only thing that will get me what I truly desire in life is looking less Indian.
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    I'm done lifting. When i start benching 225 my body gets weaker. Joints hurt. Lifting is pointless unless you sticking needles in your ass.

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    Senior Member ProteinCutter's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSpeedo View Post
    20 buck oral daddy 50 buck 15 min anal sweety no lowballin
    I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector View Post
    Pretty soon this style of insult will be obsolete smh. Every child born after ~2003 has had infinite access to high definition hardcore pornography on their smartphone since before they hit puberty. What will people say then?

    "I was fifteen 30 years ago when you were still doing spelling tests and watching bbc double anal on your iphone"
    So long, corny oldcel insults.


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    Youcantkillmecuzimalready BBRP's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spartanize View Post
    How does this make you feel

    30 is getting closer and closer each day
    They’re at the stage where they realize they have to settle for a single mother.

    Also 30 is the age nowadays where the girl freaks out and demands that her garbage boyfriend proposes to her already even though she knows he’s garbage but doesn’t want to be unmarried without kids forever.

    So basically you have all the decent girls getting married up, which leaves the decent guys only with the option of the shitty girls
    Quote Originally Posted by Distract & Deny View Post
    I will off myself before I hit 30. Nobody wants to be a disgusting old man.
    25+ People already view you as 30


    The 5 rounds up the 2 to 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSpeedo View Post
    Oldcel checking in. I was 30 fifteen years ago, back when you were popping zits on your face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog!
    .
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    I will end up being the next mental break down if you keep making me accountable for every word I type. Look I don't do logic and this shit is getting out of hand.

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    Unphotoshopped Distract & Deny's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBRP View Post

    25+ People already view you as 30


    The 5 rounds up the 2 to 3
    Impossible. There is only about 5 of us on the forum. The rest are AI.

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    I used to think like this
    But then I stopped caring the closer I got to thirty (not there yet)
    I do regret some absolute beta life choice like studying fucking engineering
    If you're one you're a nothing piece of trash, however good you are at it

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    lol @ zoomers. never had a chance tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Distract & Deny View Post
    Impossible. There is only about 5 of us on the forum. The rest are AI.
    I meant to write that by the time you?re 25 people already view you as old as a 30 year old


    Even though just a few years ago you just became old enough to drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBRP View Post
    I meant to write that by the time you?re 25 people already view you as old as a 30 year old


    Even though just a few years ago you just became old enough to drink
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    i did go to school months ago hadto stop when i went to mental hopsital
    i might go back
    idc about my life anymore tbh just buying steroids with my benefits and getting huge
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSpeedo View Post
    Oldcel checking in. I was 30 fifteen years ago, back when you were popping zits on your face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog!
    i can tell ur old by ur use of exclamation points

    and sears reference tbh
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    I'm not going to delete your account or posts. Think before you post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedSpeedo View Post
    Oldcel checking in. I was 30 fifteen years ago, back when you were popping zits on your face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog!
    kids in today's world have no idea how hard it was to find good material to jerk off to back then

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