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    L I V I N G T H E D R E A M

    I intentionally left this part out from yesterday's sexcapade article because this one is honestly 100% pure bragging and that's not what my sexcapade articles are about, bragging is only like maybe 15% of their purpose.
    But anyway, this here is a complete brag/worship thread so here goes:

    After quite a lot of dancing and dryhumping I'm getting really sweaty and I tell her I need to take a moment to cool down. She is ok with this but she wants to keep dancing herself so we agree that she keeps dancing with her friends while I sit down at the edge of the dancefloor. As she dances with her friends, I see this pencil neck beta incel dancing there by himself close to them and probably hoping to get some action for himself too. She acknowledges him purely out of politeness and looks at him for a few seconds while dancing. Observing from the distance, I can tell the incel is getting his hopes up and really thinks he's gonna make it this time. He tries to inch himself closer to them and touch her and feel her, she's not really responding to him in any way.

    At this moment I decide the incel has his hopes up high enough so I walk in just to crush his dreams. I get up from my chair and walk into the dancefloor knowing full and well that the very second she sees me there she will run right into my arms to hug me and kiss me. And so she does, right in front of that fucking incel.

    All those years in school as the unwanted incel kid watching from the side as all the pretty girls would orbit the Chads.

    Now I am the Chad.


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    fun fact: while this happened, @DeathPonyNetikkMane123 aka @Bulgarian aka the MGTOW copemeister turned complete beta cuck simp for @Enigma, was sitting alone in Enigma's basement with tears in his eyes wishing he could live even one day of my life

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    I love that feeling when a girl just decides im gonna be with that guy for the rest of the evening, its already decided we're gonna sleep together etc, fucking nice feeling
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    Quote Originally Posted by WeakTeen View Post
    I love that feeling when a girl just decides im gonna be with that guy for the rest of the evening, its already decided we're gonna sleep together etc, fucking nice feeling
    Living the dream my friend
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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    fun fact: while this happened, @DeathPonyNetikkMane123 aka @Bulgarian aka the MGTOW copemeister turned complete beta cuck simp for @Enigma, was sitting alone in Enigma's basement with tears in his eyes wishing he could live even one day of my life

    Lmfao 4 replies and 4 mentions. You must be seething.

    Guess what guess what

    Lmfao white knight single mother beta cuck boi


    yes I'm with someone you used to wk on the internet like a cuck

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    Damn these threads are cringe srs
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    This is what peak male performance looks like

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    In clubs during a global pandemic

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    All those years in school as the unwanted incel kid watching from the side as all the pretty girls would orbit the Chads.

    Now I am the Chad.[=/QUOTE]

    COME ON THIS IS PATHETIC BRO. I TOLD YOU POSTING THESE THREADS WAS SHOWING YOU AS INSECURE AS FUCK. AND YOU ARE.

    man good on you for getting laid but I guarentee you're the only one who gives a shit. The fuck do you have to prove here to these losers? Nothing. But you post it every time

    Heres a test. Make this exact same post on your real facebook page. let's see how cool people irl think you are after reading this whole story. I guarantee you would get flamed into suicide.

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    Can we get some cliffs and a pic of a dirty condom?

    No ones reading that

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeathPonyNetikkMane123 View Post
    Lmfao 4 replies and 4 mentions. You must be seething.

    Guess what guess what

    Lmfao white knight single mother beta cuck boi


    yes I'm with someone you used to wk on the internet like a cuck
    Reminder that every post you have made here for the past 2 weeks has been about me, literally every single one

    Also reminder that this is the real you:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Buu View Post
    In clubs during a global pandemic
    Yes absolutely

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Buu View Post
    All those years in school as the unwanted incel kid watching from the side as all the pretty girls would orbit the Chads.

    Now I am the Chad.
    COME ON THIS IS PATHETIC BRO. I TOLD YOU POSTING THESE THREADS WAS SHOWING YOU AS INSECURE AS FUCK. AND YOU ARE.

    man good on you for getting laid but I guarentee you're the only one who gives a shit. The fuck do you have to prove here to these losers? Nothing. But you post it every time

    Heres a test. Make this exact same post on your real facebook page. let's see how cool people irl think you are after reading this whole story. I guarantee you would get flamed into suicide.
    I dont have a real facebook and I think you might have missed the point of this forum

    You see, we come here to post about stuff we could never talk about in the real world. Why else do you think a well adjusted normal human being like @longNStrong would spend all those years of his life here?

    Also proving anything to anybody here is a very small percentage of why I make those threads about my sexcapades, like maybe 1%

    If you wanna know the real reason I make them all you gotta do is ask, my friend
    Last edited by Online Warlord; 2020-10-06 at 03:19 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    Yes absolutely



    I dont have a real facebook and I think you might have missed the point of this forum

    You see, we come here to post about stuff we could never talk about in the real world. Why else do you think a well adjusted normal human being like @longNStrong would spend all those years of his life here?

    Also proving anything to anybody here is a very small percentage of why I make those threads about my sexcapades, like maybe 1%

    If you wanna know the real reason I make them all you gotta do is ask, my friend
    Yup 1% fucking autistic.

    The reason why you wouldn't post this on any of your real life social media is because you'd get made fun of.

    You're on some loser shit fr. You got potential, dont waste it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Buu View Post
    Yup 1% fucking autistic.

    The reason why you wouldn't post this on any of your real life social media is because you'd get made fun of.

    You're on some loser shit fr. You got potential, dont waste it.
    I was a loser for most of my life

    Just let me enjoy my moment in the sun
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    Online Warlord can you take me with u to the bars i wanna learn how to play and smash these hoes. i dont have anyone to go out with and i would feel embarassed to walk into a bar/club all alone
    I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    I was a loser for most of my life

    Just let me enjoy my moment in the sun
    u found ur island in the sun bro mirin hard
    I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProteinCutter View Post
    Online Warlord can you take me with u to the bars i wanna learn how to play and smash these hoes. i dont have anyone to go out with and i would feel embarassed to walk into a bar/club all alone
    Sure man hit me up in finland after this gorona thing is over
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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    Sure man hit me up in finland after this gorona thing is over
    IN
    I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProteinCutter View Post
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    You seem like a good guy. A legit coomer brah. Let me know if you wanna join me at the next AVN Expo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    I was a loser for most of my life

    Just let me enjoy my moment in the sun


    How did i know you were an incel in your youth and didn't have a dad

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