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    is there any way to stop birds from going on my balcony?

    srs.

    every day these same 2 fucking birds go on my balcony.
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    Fucking birds and bots

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    Senior Member lil purp 69's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire God Liu Kang View Post
    Fucking birds and bots
    i just dont get it. im on the 17th floor so its not exactly comfortable for them to choose to fly up here. i could understand a bit if i was on the 3rd floor or something.

    also my balcony has nothing to offer in terms of food or anything. all i have is a table and chairs and 2 suitcases and one of those clothes drying things (??? not sure what this is called in english)
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    Is it like an open balcony or could it be sealed shut with a glass window structure or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    Is it like an open balcony or could it be sealed shut with a glass window structure or something?
    the balcony is open and quite large and deep, then has sliding doors that lead to the master bed room, which i leave open whenever i am home and close when i leave. it also is connected to a sun room balcony thats all glassed in and has a sliding door that i keep closed always.

    have found those 2 niggas on my balcony when i came home and the sliding doors were closed, then they got spooked. but then also sometimes when i am in the bedroom with the doors open i heard them and spooked them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lil purp 69 View Post
    srs.

    every day these same 2 fucking birds go on my balcony.

    A hawk was chilling on my fence. It’s rare to see them as they prefer higher places to chill out. His visit made me feel alpha, so imagine how much of a beta I should be.

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    idk get a pet lizard or smth to scare them

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    thats cute why do u want them to leave

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    oh yeah a couple of birds bothering you?
    boo hoo

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    They sell fake owls to scare away annoying birds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincel View Post
    thats cute why do u want them to leave
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    oh yeah a couple of birds bothering you?
    boo hoo
    birds spread diseases.


    Quote Originally Posted by IronLaw View Post
    They sell fake owls to scare away annoying birds.
    ok i might buy an owl statue. will they scare the birds even if it cant move?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronLaw View Post
    They sell fake owls to scare away annoying birds.
    Yea. My neighbor has one that looks right into my window. I always thought there was a camera in it cuz he?s some creepy old dude who lives by himself haha. Jk he?s a nice guy aside from the fact I think he wanted to molest me as a kid. But anyways yea I think they?re for scaring the birds away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil purp 69 View Post
    the balcony is open and quite large and deep, then has sliding doors that lead to the master bed room, which i leave open whenever i am home and close when i leave. it also is connected to a sun room balcony thats all glassed in and has a sliding door that i keep closed always.

    have found those 2 niggas on my balcony when i came home and the sliding doors were closed, then they got spooked. but then also sometimes when i am in the bedroom with the doors open i heard them and spooked them.
    forgot to mention the windows in the sun room are left open 24/7/365 and they never enter the sun room. these mfers jusr come onto the fucking balcony (which is huge to the point its bigger than an average japanese apartment. i have NOTHING on the balcony that would attract them at all. srs this is weird af.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lil purp 69 View Post
    forgot to mention the windows in the sun room are left open 24/7/365 and they never enter the sun room. these mfers jusr come onto the fucking balcony (which is huge to the point its bigger than an average japanese apartment. i have NOTHING on the balcony that would attract them at all. srs this is weird af.
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    Mix bird seeds with rat poison

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    On topic tho build a scarecrow and leave it on the balcony

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    what kind of birds are they?

    i attract rainbow lorikeets to my property. have hundreds of these guys in my backyard every day and my neighbours hate me theyre so loud.










    used to own a few when i was a kid but its cruel to keep them in cages srs. they need attention 24/7 parrots really shouldn't be kept as pets unless you literally spend all day with them.

    thats why i prefer to attract wild ones its much more humane.

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    you might have to hire a lawyer OP

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    Light your balcony on fire

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