is there any way to stop birds from going on my balcony?

[IronLaw]

ok i might buy an owl statue. will they scare the birds even if it cant move?

Yep. Birds are retarded.

[lil purp 69]

This is the funniest flex I've read on this forum since ponyboy left us ngl

srs its huge, thats why i choose this place even though i could have lived closer to work.

what kind of birds are they?

i attract rainbow lorikeets to my property. have hundreds of these guys in my backyard every day and my neighbours hate me theyre so loud.










used to own a few when i was a kid but its cruel to keep them in cages srs. they need attention 24/7 parrots really shouldn't be kept as pets unless you literally spend all day with them.

thats why i prefer to attract wild ones its much more humane.

those birds are cool af and have a lot less diseases. mirin.

the birds on my balcony are shit tier birds and should just drop dead. i would fight them but they run away every time i try to fight them smh

[Janoy Cresva]

you know whats wild is we had this bird slamming into one window on our house for days/maybe a week. Then it went away. Then years later a bird again kept flying into the same window. We assume it was the same bird? Or it could have been another one. Seems like it went crazy or something. Birds are weird. We are lucky that birds are so small. Can you imagine if they were bigger and could pick up humans? shit would be crazy

the birds on my balcony are shit tier birds and should just drop dead. i would fight them but they run away every time i try to fight them smh

I agree, I dont want birds near my house or vehicles. They shit on everything

[lil purp 69]

you know whats wild is we had this bird slamming into one window on our house for days/maybe a week. Then it went away. Then years later a bird again kept flying into the same window. We assume it was the same bird? Or it could have been another one. Seems like it went crazy or something. Birds are weird. We are lucky that birds are so small. Can you imagine if they were bigger and could pick up humans? shit would be crazy



I agree, I dont want birds near my house or vehicles. They shit on everything

i could beat at LEAST 10 birds in a fist fight. no joke.

imagine you and me fighting a huge team of birds or dogs or anything.

[Janoy Cresva]

i could beat at LEAST 10 birds in a fist fight. no joke.

imagine you and me fighting a huge team of birds or dogs or anything.

[BlueBlood]

We are lucky that birds are so small. Can you imagine if they were bigger and could pick up humans? shit would be crazy

[RedSpeedo]

Holy crap! Did that bird really exist?

[im 2 normal]

Holy crap! Did that bird really exist?

Apparently

And the reptiles that flew were even bigger

[housemang]

birds spread diseases.




ok i might buy an owl statue. will they scare the birds even if it cant move?

u sound like a huge pussy

[RedSpeedo]

Apparently

And the reptiles that flew were even bigger

I just checked it out. It?s hard to imagine how different the planet was back then.

[Janoy Cresva]

figures it was a low test asian baby that almost got picked up. My son will be a bloatlord and therefore not an easy target for the eagle



gotta tenderize the meat, right babe?

[lil purp 69]

I could beat that bird in a street fight srs

[lil purp 69]

SRS though im thinking about poisoning them as one of those 2 birds shit on my balcony railing

any ideas? animal experts GTFIH

[lil purp 69]

SRS though im thinking about poisoning them as one of those 2 birds shit on my balcony railing

any ideas? animal experts GTFIH

Although responsible bird owners would never dream of offering their pet an alcoholic drink, there have been instances in which free-roaming birds have attained alcohol poisoning by helping themselves to unattended cocktails. Alcohol depresses the organ systems of birds and can be fatal.

Whenever alcohol is served in your home, keep your bird safe and secure it in its cage.2

thinking about buying a cheap bottle of "er guo tou" which is 56% alcohol and mixing it with cola or something and leaving it in a bowl on the balcony table. the cola should mask the smell of the alcohol.

anyone think the birds will drink it? or do i need to find some other way to make it more appealing to them?

[Dominic Torreto]

[martin shkreli]

bump.

tried to poison them in a few different ways but hasnt worked

[thesavageking]

figures it was a low test asian baby that almost got picked up. My son will be a bloatlord and therefore not an easy target for the eagle



gotta tenderize the meat, right babe?

Post more bird fights


Otherwise you might be on the chopping block vs the winner of warlord vs blood

[connu mcgregu]

That eagle thing snatching a kid is crazy

[connu mcgregu]

This is the funniest flex I've read on this forum since ponyboy left us ngl

cant stop laughing @thesavageking

[martin shkreli]

Post more bird fights


Otherwise you might be on the chopping block vs the winner of warlord vs blood

got some bread, ripped it into pieces and dipped it in bleach. just did it now, gonna see how this goes hope to poison them