**Blahatism The Jason Blaha Story 15.00*

[Bravo10]

The tough guy, the alpha male. I'm sure he's been trying to figure out how to charge his clients more for missed lifts/poor form. Anyone watching these vlogs can't possibly think he is an actual coach, soon enough he will start editing the client's footage to remove all the evidence of his terrible advice.

What the fuck lmao. This guy is going insane in this LARP.

[JDBHorseGrin]

The tough guy, the alpha male. I'm sure he's been trying to figure out how to charge his clients more for missed lifts/poor form. Anyone watching these vlogs can't possibly think he is an actual coach, soon enough he will start editing the client's footage to remove all the evidence of his terrible advice.

What happened to "missed lifts" being "a valuable teaching tool?"

Does anyone recall when the tough guy, alpha male, "we don't miss lifts in training" coach was made to sit on the curb outside of his apartment, answer questions and measure his arms? By a teenanger.

[YorkJester]

The guy is so socially incompetent, even when non-directly interacting with people over video. The autistic fucking pauses at the end of each 'badass coath' moment whilst his brain catches up are infuriating.

He's how I imagine an alien trying to blend into earth would act if it had spent years studying humans from afar.

[dragonchr15]

What an absolute tool....like with anything, he is using pop culture and his perceived view of what a "coach" is like...

[JDBHorseGrin]

The guy is so socially incompetent, even when non-directly interacting with people over video. The autistic fucking pauses at the end of each 'badass coath' moment whilst his brain catches up are infuriating.

He's how I imagine an alien trying to blend into earth would act if it had spent years studying humans from afar.

Think about what's happening here:

This "client" records his footage and sends it to Blaha. Blaha then uploads it publicly to youtube. It is there, in the public space, that blaha gives his criticism of the client. Blaha actually says "I'm going to scold you in front of the entire world." Shouldn't that have been shared with the "client" privately? This means that the "client" has to watch blaha's youtube channel in order to receive the scolding. Does that make sense? You send blaha your footage. To receive your scolding you need to tune in to his youtube channel. What does putting your client on blast publicly accomplish?

It would be one thing to share the footage in the vein of "I would like use this to illustrate your squat being higher than giraffe poosey even when you think you're going low enough." You don't upload their footage and say "Client! That squat is higher that giraffe poosey!"

It also sounds as though he's watching the footage for the first time as he commenting over it.

[male model]

What the fuck lmao. This guy is going insane in this LARP.

That is embarrassing. “My coach voice”.

[male model]

The tough guy coach who was embarrassed by a teenager Alex Rosen. Blaha was so scared he did whatever Alex told him to do. Blaha was even told to show his teeth.

[ArmitageShanks]

Bet he hasn't got a proper contract in place or forged some shit to scare his dumb ass clients into thinking he owns their footage or something.

Does that client have his own youtube channel too?

Think about what's happening here:

This "client" records his footage and sends it to Blaha. Blaha then uploads it publicly to youtube. It is there, in the public space, that blaha gives his criticism of the client. Blaha actually says "I'm going to scold you in front of the entire world." Shouldn't that have been shared with the "client" privately? This means that the "client" has to watch blaha's youtube channel in order to receive the scolding. Does that make sense? You send blaha your footage. To receive your scolding you need to tune in to his youtube channel. What does putting your client on blast publicly accomplish?

It would be one thing to share the footage in the vein of "I would like use this to illustrate your squat being higher than giraffe poosey even when you think you're going low enough." You don't upload their footage and say "Client! That squat is higher that giraffe poosey!"

It also sounds as though he's watching the footage for the first time as he commenting over it.

[nolmos]

The tough guy, the alpha male. I'm sure he's been trying to figure out how to charge his clients more for missed lifts/poor form. Anyone watching these vlogs can't possibly think he is an actual coach, soon enough he will start editing the client's footage to remove all the evidence of his terrible advice.

Did he lose another tooth? That "shoosh" sound his rotten maw keeps making is getting worse

[Cuckleberrie]

He thinks you have to be a bully to be a coach. And, if he is missing reps, that?s a coach problem, he programmed his clients lifts too heavy.

[JDBHorseGrin]

Is anyone surprised that he's "found new data" that justifies limiting his "volume?" This from the lazy fuck that says he's not going to do too many rear-delt flyes because he doesn't want to "over train" them. For you see, his delts get "hit" while dead lifting. AYLOT of people don't realize that dead lifting "targets" your delts.

[Cuckleberrie]

Is anyone surprised that he's "found new data" that justifies limiting his "volume?" This from the lazy fuck that says he's not going to do too many rear-delt flyes because he doesn't want to "over train" them. For you see, his delts get "hit" while dead lifting. AYLOT of people don't realize that dead lifting "targets" your delts.

This is also a guy who says the delts are the largest muscles in the upper body. Wonder where he googled that.

[brummie git]

[CalibratedWelfare]

YO JASON nice weight cutting, since u look so good now with your shocking weight loss etc why dont you prove it by finally putting the lightbulbs back into your gym area?

its been 12 months jason i think its time to prove to us you like how you look and turn the lights back on.
we know you read the forums so its your choice to prove yourself.

been in the dark since last february

[NOTtheBlaha]

and yet ironically delts are a muscle that - from observation - especially with lifters on gear - tend to respond favourably to higher rep ranges and more frequent training. deadlifting targets the delts just like overhead pressing targets the pecs. The guy has about as much muscle in his upper body - particularly arms and delts - as a dyel person in the advanced stages of cancer. He's such a failure with so little to claim in the way of life accomplishments, he's even tried talking up that failed deadlift where he had to dump the bar as his glock breaking grip strength failed at the top as if it was a legit passable lift were it in an actual meet. Now he deadlifts well over 600. Nope Jason you HAVEN'T demonstrated that and misrepresenting what you know in your heart to be a failed lift just makes you more pitiful.

[strengthstandard]

I'm convinced that his hourglass shape is in part due to the abuse of corset/waist trainers. Probably back when he was married and still fat he snatched one from his female wife to try to hold the jiggle.



What is it with him and money? Who even asked how much his clients make? Does he require a W2 form from his clients to confirm their CEO salaries? He tries so hard to make everyone believe he only has successful clients to automatically make him a successful coach by association. Pathetic.

[brummie git]

He would normally delete a comment like this but fact that someone implied that his waist was small has boosted his ego to the stratosphere, despite the sarcastic tone.

[Mr. Buu]

I fucking can't anymore. Time for me to tap out boys. Keep up the good fight. k peace out bye.

Lol with scroaches signature over extension of the lower back. This kids getting fucked in many different ways.

[JDBHorseGrin]

He would normally delete a comment like this but fact that someone implied that his waist was small has boosted his ego to the stratosphere, despite the sarcastic tone.

Reminds me of when he still attended a public gym got called out for speeding up the footage of himself squatting - you could tell by the bystander in the back ground swinging his arms. Blaha replied with "no. I'm just that explosive."

[strengthstandard]

He would normally delete a comment like this but fact that someone implied that his waist was small has boosted his ego to the stratosphere, despite the sarcastic tone.

Funny how he brags about the upper portion of the hourglass, but no mention of his birthing hips