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    U ever been goin down a escalator and just have a STRONG urge to dive on the side going up and super man punch some faggot down the stairs?

    Srs

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    Wood be big probably be famous on world star etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immoralkid33 View Post
    Wood be big probably be famous on world star etc
    When I ride them I always think about this and laugh out loud randomoly
    Ppl wondering wtf this geek is laughing about

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    I can only think of 1 place that even has them where I live. And they're constantly broken because of the land whales overloading them. I'd probably want to harpoon them rather than punch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob View Post
    I can only think of 1 place that even has them where I live. And they're constantly broken because of the land whales overloading them. I'd probably want to harpoon them rather than punch
    I haven’t been on one in a couple years probably but what I said in op is up there on my bucket list lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob View Post
    I can only think of 1 place that even has them where I live. And they're constantly broken because of the land whales overloading them. I'd probably want to harpoon them rather than punch
    Like imagine that velocity you’d get and that impact on that jaw lmao I’d prolly be flying thru the air 20mph plus my punch 180mph so that’s like a woofing 200mph 10000+ lb force blunt strike to the face lmao they’d prolly lay out cold and get jammed in the top of the escalator stairs maybe sucked under

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immoralkid33 View Post
    Like imagine that velocity you’d get and that impact on that jaw lmao I’d prolly be flying thru the air 20mph plus my punch 180mph so that’s like a woofing 200mph 10000+ lb force blunt strike to the face lmao they’d prolly lay out cold and get jammed in the top of the escalator stairs maybe sucked under
    Warp speed nigga to infinity and YOU NEED SUM MILK NIGGA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    Hate wen u wipe ur ass after a shit and a 1/3rd of the turd snapped off in your arse hill so then it gets smudged all over my ass hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immoralkid33 View Post
    Hate wen u wipe ur ass after a shit and a 1/3rd of the turd snapped off in your arse hill so then it gets smudged all over my ass hair
    Use a bidet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Online Warlord View Post
    Use a bidet
    U tryna act smart with me pussy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immoralkid33 View Post
    U tryna act smart with me pussy?
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    The title of this thread gave me much joy to read thank you OP. Don't ever change

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brink View Post
    The title of this thread gave me much joy to read thank you OP. Don't ever change
    Next tome ur on a escalator factor this in and GARUNTEED u will half to restrain the URGE to dive bomb the nearest sack of shit going up on the other side. IF u r gonna do
    It make sure u scout for cameras first bc u want tht shit to hit world star then just pay off lawyer fees damage control etc with all that social media loot etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immoralkid33 View Post
    Next tome ur on a escalator factor this in and GARUNTEED u will half to restrain the URGE to dive bomb the nearest sack of shit going up on the other side. IF u r gonna do
    It make sure u scout for cameras first bc u want tht shit to hit world star then just pay off lawyer fees damage control etc with all that social media loot etc
    "I like escalators cuz an escalator can't ever break, it can only become stairs"
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