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    How come all the guys who work at starbucks raging homos

    Every time I go to Starbucks the guys there are all gay.

    They must be doing this on purpose to purport a psyop on the people.

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    It's because Starbucks lets you get discounted and often free coffee.

    Coffee give you the shits.

    So all the people that work there are constantly dropping fat coffee shits in the bathroom all the time, which does 1 of two things. It makes the closeted homosexuals realize the smell of poop gives them a boner, so they come out of the closet. And for the straight males, they smell the hot girls shit so much that they lose attraction to females and just try out being gay for a while, but once they stop working at Starbucks will eventually go back to females.

    Hope this was helpful

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    Working at Starbucks while straight was a mixed bag


    I was literally angry to work there but also so many fine ass girls ngl

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    Fitmisc user Vincel's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesavageking View Post
    Working at Starbucks while straight was a mixed bag


    I was literally angry to work there but also so many fine ass girls ngl
    You?re straight or are you just saying that. That childhood wrestling kinda suspect ngl

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    Red and blonde streaks thesavageking's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincel View Post
    You?re straight or are you just saying that. That childhood wrestling kinda suspect ngl
    I don’t even get the funny of asking me or spending the time to ask

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    Fitmisc user Vincel's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesavageking View Post
    I don?t even get the funny of asking me or spending the time to ask
    was a legit question tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincel View Post
    Every time I go to Starbucks the guys there are all gay.

    They must be doing this on purpose to purport a psyop on the people.
    All the girls is the only redeeming quality for that place other than that, I hate starbucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesavageking View Post
    I don’t even get the funny of asking me or spending the time to ask
    It's because you been repressed all your life.
    Never give up, never give in, never go down without a fight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincel View Post
    You?re straight or are you just saying that. That childhood wrestling kinda suspect ngl

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