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    brock lesnar of pharma cruzjectnetikkponymane's Avatar
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    martin shkreli begins dieting (7th attempt should be successful this time)

    meal 1 : (breakfast) a somewhat medium-strong ice long black (4 shots). 120mg pseudoephedrine

    drink very strong cups of red tea non stop until lunch. possibly another ice long black also.

    meal 2 : (lunch break) a bowl of miso soup without the tofu in it. 60mg pseudoephedrine

    drink very strong cups of red tea non stop until dinner.

    meal 3 : (dinner) bowl of miso soup without tofu. salad with can of tuna (tuna in oil or tuna lemon pepper). also cup of normal strength lychee red tea (black tea in english)

    should be around 300 to 400 calories per day. will add in albuterol later.

    thoughts on diet plan?
    Last edited by cruzjectnetikkponymane; 2022-01-03 at 08:03 PM.
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    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    brock lesnar of pharma cruzjectnetikkponymane's Avatar
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    just checked the lables of the tuna/salmon cans and the instant miso soup. alsp salad leaves no calories

    works out i will be eating 250 calories per day and the caffeine and pseudoephedrine will burn far more than those 250 calories per day,


    so basically less than zero calories per day. pissening diet

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    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    Tuna is high in mercury, would swap it for chicken or lean meat.

    Will you do test as well?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bropiss View Post
    Tuna is high in mercury, would swap it for chicken or lean meat.

    Will you do test as well?
    should be fine as mercury is eliminated in urine, i drink litres of tea per day so im pissing non stop srs.

    yeah been cruising on test for the last couple of years (i taken a year break before that).

    the reason i chosen canned tuna/salmon is its easy to follow each day, just dump it in some salad leaves. going to alternate between tuna and salmon for the taste (also salmon is a lot lower in mercury)
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    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    Mirin.

    How long will you run this for? I know ultra low calories nukes test but you're not natty

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    Quote Originally Posted by cruzjectnetikkponymane View Post
    should be fine as mercury is eliminated in urine, i drink litres of tea per day so im pissing non stop srs.

    yeah been cruising on test for the last couple of years (i taken a year break before that).

    the reason i chosen canned tuna/salmon is its easy to follow each day, just dump it in some salad leaves. going to alternate between tuna and salmon for the taste (also salmon is a lot lower in mercury)
    Jesus, you'll be going outta ya noggin on that diet, innit bruv?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmitageShanks View Post
    Jesus, you'll be going outta ya noggin on that diet, innit bruv?!
    all stimmed out srs. hadnt had any stims other than the occasional cup of coffee before this.

    got my warrior spirit back.

    also went from never having breakfast/lunch for many years (other than cafe dates with fiance) to suddenly addicted to miso soup now
    Last edited by cruzjectnetikkponymane; 2022-01-04 at 07:22 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martin shkreli View Post
    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 'snot that bad View Post
    Mirin.

    How long will you run this for? I know ultra low calories nukes test but you're not natty
    just gonna run this for as long as it takes to get to a point i feel satisfied with how i look but also mentally as well.

    yeah low dose of test, otherwise i would never recommend such a stupid diet
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    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    Fucking love miso soup.

    Quote Originally Posted by cruzjectnetikkponymane View Post
    all stimmed out srs. hadnt had any stims other than the occasional cup of coffee before this.

    got my warrior spirit back.

    also went from never having breakfast/lunch for many years (other than cafe dates with fiance) to suddenly addicted to miso soup now

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmitageShanks View Post
    Fucking love miso soup.
    smh ran out of packs of instant miso soup lol.

    todays diet is the same just without the miso soup so 1 can of tuna with salad leaves, then later tonight 1 can of salmon with salad leaves.

    48 less calories today, should be good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martin shkreli View Post
    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    lost roughly 3kg of fat in the last 5 or 6 days.

    just diet and 2 days of taekwondo warm ups

    ketone levels 160mg/dl

    Last edited by cruzjectnetikkponymane; 2022-01-06 at 01:10 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by martin shkreli View Post
    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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    had fried chicken and soju as a cheat meal with my fiance, lost 300g.

    will keep fasting until a light dinner together then fast again
    the brock lesnar of pharmaceuticals

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    Quote Originally Posted by martin shkreli View Post
    im highly masculine. i just consider it pointless being friends with men because you cant have sex with them. why bother being friends with people you cant even have sex with?

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