ITT Donald predicts two future trends in popular culture.

[Donald]

Okay, fellas. Understand, I'm not a 'trendy' guy. I don't care about brand names or new music or any of that. Haven't bought a new pair of socks in good a decade. Honestly, I couldn't even name a single song released in the last five years. I don't know. Who the hell knows? ....I'm certainly no hip happening cat. But I am very analytical. And I feel that I have a constant grasp on the pulse of society. Because of that, I can see patterns where others see nothing. I can sometimes spot trends coming a mile away. So I'll let you boys in on two major trends that will take pop culture by storm within the next decade or so:

1.) Tap-dancing will make its way into the mainstream. Today's urban youth will become fascinated with the art of tap-dancing. All the heavily-tatted, felonious hip-hop homosexuals will start tap-dancing in their videos. Nike will start having those little Asian kids in their factories put metal plates on their sneakers. It'll become the cool new thing. Tap-dancing. Guys will be tapping in Timberlands on street corners. Fella sitting next to him playing buckets like drums. Tap-dance sneakers. Keep an eye out for them. They'll be bigger than those shoes with the retractable wheels on them.

2.) Labia cleavage will take the world by storm. Women will start wearing pants that shows off the top of their vulva. They'll pride themselves on having no visible tongue at the crest of their vagina. Gals with meaty labia minora or prominent clitoral hoods will be shamed by those with nicely closed knuckles. Vulva surgeries will skyrocket. There'll be a lot of controversy surrounding this. The argument specifically centering on the question of what actually constitutes as a "private part." Is it the actual vaginal opening? You can pretty much show an entire tit except the nipple, right? So the argument will be made that the hole is the the only thing that needs to be covered on a gal's crotch, maybe the clitoris as well, but not the labia majora. The media will eat it up.

Tap-dancing sneakers.
Labia cleavage.

Put your money on those two, boys.

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[Donald]

stupid faggot turbo virgin

I think you're addicted to my threads, sir. Can't get enough of them, eh? Hankering for that Donald fix, right? Bet you're hard as a rock right now. Hard as a rock at the sight of a new Donald thread. Probably leaking precum all over your jammies.

[damnrightbrah]

Okay, fellas. Understand, I'm not a 'trendy' guy. I don't care about brand names or new music or any of that. Haven't bought a new pair of socks in good a decade. Honestly, I couldn't even name a single song released in the last five years. I don't know. Who the hell knows? ....I'm certainly no hip happening cat. But I am very analytical. And I feel that I have a constant grasp on the pulse of society. Because of that, I can see patterns where others see nothing. I can sometimes spot trends coming a mile away. So I'll let you boys in on two major trends that will take pop culture by storm within the next decade or so:

1.) Tap-dancing will make its way into the mainstream. Today's urban youth will become fascinated with the art of tap-dancing. All the heavily-tatted, felonious hip-hop homosexuals will start tap-dancing in their videos. Nike will start having those little Asian kids in their factories put metal plates on their sneakers. It'll become the cool new thing. Tap-dancing. Guys will be tapping in Timberlands on street corners. Fella sitting next to him playing buckets like drums. Tap-dance sneakers. Keep an eye out for them. They'll be bigger than those shoes with the retractable wheels on them.

2.) Labia cleavage will take the world by storm. Women will start wearing pants that shows off the top of their vulva. They'll pride themselves on having no visible tongue at the crest of their vagina. Gals with meaty labia minora or prominent clitoral hoods will be shamed by those with nicely closed knuckles. Vulva surgeries will skyrocket. There'll be a lot of controversy surrounding this. The argument specifically centering on the question of what actually constitutes as a "private part." Is it the actual vaginal opening? You can pretty much show an entire tit except the nipple, right? So the argument will be made that the hole is the the only thing that needs to be covered on a gal's crotch, maybe the clitoris as well, but not the labia majora. The media will eat it up.

Tap-dancing sneakers.
Labia cleavage.

Put your money on those two, boys.

I'm suprised they havent worked tap into those musical light show dances you see on America's got talent. They could probably do some flashy shit in sync with the tap.

Not to sure on the labia cleavage. However camel toes could become mainstream.

I think you're addicted to my threads, sir. Can't get enough of them, eh? Hankering for that Donald fix, right? Bet you're hard as a rock right now. Hard as a rock at the sight of a new Donald thread. Probably leaking precum all over your jammies.

[FitLord]

Initially I thought this was a thread about Donald Trump coming up with new trends, even though I knew Donald posted the thread. I’m 51, I must be slowing down in my old age.

[Donald]

I'm suprised they havent worked tap into those musical light show dances you see on America's got talent. They could probably do some flashy shit in sync with the tap.

Not to sure on the labia cleavage. However camel toes could become mainstream.



:ba.nderas:

:ca.ge2:

You just wait on that labia cleavage, partner. Kylie Jenner will show up to some event with a window on the crotch of her pants. An inch of pussy-crack will be visible. Everyone will jump aboard that ship when it happens. Labia cleavage all over social media. You just wait. When it happens, you'll come right back to this thread I bet.

[Donald]

Initially I thought this was a thread about Donald Trump coming up with new trends, even though I knew Donald posted the thread. I?m 51, I must be slowing down in my old age.

Anytime someone hears the name "Donald" they think of Trump now. Its amazing he was able to get to that place with such a fairly common name. Its not like "Denzel" or "Madonna."

[ReallyGoodBadBoy]

Partner pls

[pooh shiesty]

[RedSpeedo]

Okay, fellas. Understand, I'm not a 'trendy' guy. I don't care about brand names or new music or any of that. Haven't bought a new pair of socks in good a decade. Honestly, I couldn't even name a single song released in the last five years. I don't know. Who the hell knows? ....I'm certainly no hip happening cat. But I am very analytical. And I feel that I have a constant grasp on the pulse of society. Because of that, I can see patterns where others see nothing. I can sometimes spot trends coming a mile away. So I'll let you boys in on two major trends that will take pop culture by storm within the next decade or so:

1.) Tap-dancing will make its way into the mainstream. Today's urban youth will become fascinated with the art of tap-dancing. All the heavily-tatted, felonious hip-hop homosexuals will start tap-dancing in their videos. Nike will start having those little Asian kids in their factories put metal plates on their sneakers. It'll become the cool new thing. Tap-dancing. Guys will be tapping in Timberlands on street corners. Fella sitting next to him playing buckets like drums. Tap-dance sneakers. Keep an eye out for them. They'll be bigger than those shoes with the retractable wheels on them.

2.) Labia cleavage will take the world by storm. Women will start wearing pants that shows off the top of their vulva. They'll pride themselves on having no visible tongue at the crest of their vagina. Gals with meaty labia minora or prominent clitoral hoods will be shamed by those with nicely closed knuckles. Vulva surgeries will skyrocket. There'll be a lot of controversy surrounding this. The argument specifically centering on the question of what actually constitutes as a "private part." Is it the actual vaginal opening? You can pretty much show an entire tit except the nipple, right? So the argument will be made that the hole is the the only thing that needs to be covered on a gal's crotch, maybe the clitoris as well, but not the labia majora. The media will eat it up.

Tap-dancing sneakers.
Labia cleavage.

Put your money on those two, boys.

You mean like a cameltoe? A snatch wedgie? Or a flat out exposed to the air cunt cleavage?

[Donald]

You mean like a cameltoe? A snatch wedgie? Or a flat out exposed to the air cunt cleavage?

Here's a conceptual image I just made, RedSpeedo. You see the cutout in the front of the pants? It may be completely exposed, or could be covered with some kind of light mesh or transparent material. But the idea is that the public will set a gaze on the vulval cleavage, not just a camel toe pussy wedgie.

[RedSpeedo]

Here's a conceptual image I just made, RedSpeedo. You see the cutout in the front of the pants? It may be completely exposed, or could be covered with some kind of light mesh or transparent material. But the idea is that the public will set a gaze on the vulval cleavage, not just a camel toe pussy wedgie.





https://i.ibb.co/5kF28nf/vulvacleave.jpg

[RedSpeedo]

Reminds me of a delusional sda friend who wanted to invent a t-shirt with a cutout to expose the abs. He thought it would be a hit in the nightclubs (zyzz era etc). I told him it sounded like something gays wear at gay parades. He got offended and stopped talking about it.

[Donald]

Reminds me of a delusional sda friend who wanted to invent a t-shirt with a cutout to expose the abs. He thought it would be a hit in the nightclubs (zyzz era etc). I told him it sounded like something gays wear at gay parades. He got offended and stopped talking about it.

Yeah, that sounds gay to me too. Understand though RedSpeedo, I'm not inventing a form of labia-exposing pants, I'm merely predicting an incoming trend. In the not too distant future, gals will show more crotch while out in public.

[ArmitageShanks]

Reminds me of a delusional sda friend who wanted to invent a t-shirt with a cutout to expose the abs. He thought it would be a hit in the nightclubs (zyzz era etc). I told him it sounded like something gays wear at gay parades. He got offended and stopped talking about it.

That's the gayest idea I've heard. Can you message your friend and tell him ArmitageShanks called him a faggot?

['snot that bad]

Initially I thought this was a thread about Donald Trump coming up with new trends, even though I knew Donald posted the thread. I’m 51, I must be slowing down in my old age.

would you consider saving some of your monthly disability welfare to purchase a steroid cycle? at 51 might be worth seeing where roids can take you

[Fire God Liu Kang]

would you consider saving some of your monthly disability welfare to purchase a steroid cycle? at 51 might be worth seeing where roids can take you

[ArmitageShanks]

would you consider saving some of your monthly disability welfare to purchase a steroid cycle? at 51 might be worth seeing where roids can take you

Here, probably.

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[Deep Purple]

Here, probably.

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[Deep Purple]

Initially I thought this was a thread about Donald Trump coming up with new trends, even though I knew Donald posted the thread. I?m 51, I must be slowing down in my old age.

You should do some SARMs, I think you could look even better than you did in that old magazine picture, you have way more muscle maturity now