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    Fitmisc user Vincel's Avatar
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    think my moms is losing it

    she called me today from costco around noon telling me her car was stolen.

    I'm like mom, its costco in broad day, are you sure you didn't park somewhere else.

    Mom, you realize the likelihood of your car being stolen from Costco in broad day is highly unlikely.

    shes like no, its stolen, i need to call an uber so i can get home the groceries.

    so she ubers home.

    i go to Costco, and her car is sitting right there.

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    Just cause she’s your mom doesn’t mean she’s not a woman. This is about what I’d expect

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    Early stage ladderitis?

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    Cherish your time with her brah srs
    I'm here for the ments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmitageShanks View Post
    Early stage ladderitis?
    weird energy crew

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmitageShanks View Post
    Early stage ladderitis?
    *melted lower third crew*
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    *clit chin crew*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincel View Post
    she called me today from costco around noon telling me her car was stolen.

    I'm like mom, its costco in broad day, are you sure you didn't park somewhere else.

    Mom, you realize the likelihood of your car being stolen from Costco in broad day is highly unlikely.

    shes like no, its stolen, i need to call an uber so i can get home the groceries.

    so she ubers home.

    i go to Costco, and her car is sitting right there.

    just sell her and buy a new mom. who knows you might even be able to buy a new mom for a lower price and walk out with a decent profit.
    weird energy crew

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