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    Why do you boys act like you don't stick your finger up your nose unprotected?

    You wrap your index in a tissue first, huh? Then insert it up your nostril and excavate your nasty little boogers in a clean & sanitary manner, right? Afterwards, you dispose of the tissue in the garbage bin, then wash your hands in the recommended manner....? Is that how you assholes do it? Such bullshit. I've never heard such bullshit in my life. You pussies know you stick your finger up your nose. No tissue or anything. You stick your finger up your nose, scrape off the boogers with your fingernail, then either wipe them on your disgusting pants or eat them. Lets not play these games, boys. I guarantee at least half of you are booger eaters. Lifelong booger eaters. Probably far more. NO ONE is picking their nose with a Kleenex-wrapped finger. Are you insane? Never in my life have I ever seen anyone do that. How do you even get to the boogers like that? Huh? And lets not pretend like your finger nail won't rip a hole right through the tissue. Its retarded. It really is. No problem touching your smelly cocks & lint-covered ballsacks barehanded, but when it comes to a nostril...? Oh no! Can't do that, huh? I've never heard anything so retarded. So many boogers accumulate up there on any given day. You fellas walking around with a pocket full of tissues? Is that how you do it. Good Lord. You boys know you pick them out. You pick them out and you eat them. You eat them like taffy I bet. Just admit it.

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    Who was your main bully in high school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMuscularPajeet View Post
    Who was your main bully in high school?
    My gym teacher used to make me clip his toenails after class. He'd berate me as I'd do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    My gym teacher used to make me clip his toenails after class. He'd berate me as I'd do it.
    Sounds like a really weird porno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    My gym teacher used to make me clip his toenails after class. He'd berate me as I'd do it.
    He ctpumped you

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    Sounds like a really weird porno
    Are you a booger eater?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Are you a booger eater?
    Never even considered it

    And you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    Never even considered it

    And you?
    What's your nose picking routine? How do you dispose of the boogers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    What's your nose picking routine? How do you dispose of the boogers?
    I don?t really get boogers and I definitely haven?t thought out a game plan for going about picking my nose.

    I get some satisfaction in blowing a snot rocket though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    I don?t really get boogers and I definitely haven?t thought out a game plan for going about picking my nose.

    I get some satisfaction in blowing a snot rocket though.
    You're so full of shit right now, partner. What the hell is that? You don't get boogers? But you get snot, huh? You're telling me that you're a grown man who's never had a booger up his nose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    You're so full of shit right now, partner. What the hell is that? You don't get boogers? But you get snot, huh? You're telling me that you're a grown man who's never had a booger up his nose?
    Does that upset you? It seems like it does

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    Does that upset you? It seems like it does
    Your lies disappoint me. I expected better from you.

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    Why stop there? Why not eat your pimples and drink your semen as well? No need to stain a sock.

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    You wrap your index in a tissue first, huh? Then insert it up your nostril and excavate your nasty little boogers in a clean & sanitary manner, right? Afterwards, you dispose of the tissue in the garbage bin, then wash your hands in the recommended manner....? Is that how you assholes do it? Such bullshit. I've never heard such bullshit in my life. You pussies know you stick your finger up your nose. No tissue or anything. You stick your finger up your nose, scrape off the boogers with your fingernail, then either wipe them on your disgusting pants or eat them. Lets not play these games, boys.I was having this discussion with my buddy Dale this past weekend. I thought the Power Rangers got their abilities from ancient crystals, right? Am I wrong about that, boys? Over the course of centuries, Zordon has been recruiting teenagers to utilize the power of these crystals in order to fend of malice & evil in the world. And if I recall correctly, the Green Ranger was originally evil, right? Rita Repulsa obtained the lost green crystal and harnessed the power for evil deeds. At some point, Tommy turns face, then the green crystal is destroyed and he loses his powers. I think that's what happens, fellas. So I just watched the clip of the White Ranger's debut and was a bit puzzled.... How the hell are Zordon and Alpha-5 able to just create another Ranger? "A more powerful Ranger"....? I thought they needed an ancient crystal....? I also never understood who piloted Titanus & Tor the Shuttlezord. I can see the argument that no one was in control of Titanus. It wasn't until the Megazord was inserted onto it's back that it would be used in battle. But Tor fought solo at times. It was clearly being controlled prior to the Megazord being attached to it. I don't know where either Zord actually came from, but its very obvious that Tor was being operated by someone completely independent of the Megazord. And if they can just make up new Rangers, why didn't they do a whole bunch of them? Purple?...Cyan?... Grey.....? Rita & Zedd were churning out a new monster every single week. Finster made them out of clay. If Alpha could just create Rangers out of thin air, why the hell didn't he make a whole army of them? I assume they made the Tigerzord as well. And that was a very nice piece of machinery. Its mind-boggling to me, boys. It really is. I guarantee at least half of you are booger eaters. Lifelong booger eaters. Probably far more. NO ONE is picking their nose with a Kleenex-wrapped finger. Are you insane? Never in my life have I ever seen anyone do that. How do you even get to the boogers like that? Huh? And lets not pretend like your finger nail won't rip a hole right through the tissue. Its retarded. It really is. No problem touching your smelly cocks & lint-covered ballsacks barehanded, but when it comes to a nostril...? Oh no! Can't do that, huh? I've never heard anything so retarded. So many boogers accumulate up there on any given day. You fellas walking around with a pocket full of tissues? Is that how you do it. Good Lord. You boys know you pick them out. You pick them out and you eat them. You eat them like taffy I bet. Just admit it.

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    Pretty much every morning I wake up all stuffed up with a sinus headache. Then it feels soo much better as I gradually wake up and get it cleared out. I wonder if its normal to have that much congestion every morning
    I'm here for the ments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Janoy Cresva View Post
    Pretty much every morning I wake up all stuffed up with a sinus headache. Then it feels soo much better as I gradually wake up and get it cleared out. I wonder if its normal to have that much congestion every morning
    The resin in your brain is setting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmitageShanks View Post
    The resin in your brain is setting.


    Nah bro it's just a little treat daily inhaling bhutane resin no side effects i swear

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    Quote Originally Posted by brobeansbrah's brother's bro‎ View Post
    Why stop there? Why not eat your pimples and drink your semen as well? No need to stain a sock.
    What's your nose picking routine, my friend?


    Quote Originally Posted by Janoy Cresva View Post
    Pretty much every morning I wake up all stuffed up with a sinus headache. Then it feels soo much better as I gradually wake up and get it cleared out. I wonder if its normal to have that much congestion every morning
    Early morning boogers are the best.

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    Never eaten a booger crew.

    Clearing out snot and boogers are easy. Nasal spray and or shower snot rockets. Got facial hair so gotta keep that area proper. No boogs in the stash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    What's your nose picking routine, my friend?




    Early morning boogers are the best.
    If you must know, I'll typically pick it in the washroom, no Kleenex, flick it in the bathroom sink hole, then wash my hands. If I'm sick, I only get snot, so I'll have a handkerchief with me at all times, and use that until it's dirty, then put it in the washer. I don't like producing that much waste.

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