Fucked a prostitute before jail and she 4 inch bagina got wrecked

[thesavagestallion]

Naturally my body gained an additional 15lbs

I?ve only been eating 1 smoothie and 1 fast food meal a day but my body prepped for jail



Took the cialis did 19 deadlifts at 225s weighed in at 231 did 2 sets of bicep girls and jumped roped for 300 reps

Fast forward 9 hours later I lock the doors to my car power walk into the parlor


Crazy curly red and blonde hair bouncing I mean mug the mama San and she opens a room for me



Long story short my penis is way too fucking big



When the girl arrived she was excited but ultimately she had a tiny Asian 4 inch pussy



I have a cartoon brick troll penis it was impaling her like a bad porno



We tried multiple positions she was insanely wet I wasn?t even going hard she kept
Making herrrooooo type r words


Asian accent shallow pussy boring brown nipples and shitty implants skinny legs awful skin tone



Getting wrecked by my sword shit was wack tried 12 positions



Impractical tiny pussy and stupid huge dick it?s actually a curse this massive huge ultra penis does nothing for me it should make me money but it just breaks randoms


Asian chick said she would need to ?I shirt in wahur, I need long water I sore for week ahahah!?



Weird fucking shit man

[CT Pumpo]

Dats some dope ass lyrics man. New freestyle? Should hook up with poop shiesty, fr fr no cap.

[Janoy Cresva]

where did the jail part come in? sounds like you were high or confused when you wrote this

[Giga Pajeet]

Is jail for the rick james underage daughter thing?

You know what they do to guys like you and ctpump in jail right?

[Pumpu]

Pony is again on the loose!

[LaDelicieuse]

She was maybe a post-op sister, maybe that's why her vagina lacked depth

[ArmitageShanks]

She was maybe a post-op sister, maybe that's why her vagina lacked depth

Any puss and shit falling out of "her" snatch pony boy?

[RedSpeedo]

Naturally my body gained an additional 15lbs

I?ve only been eating 1 smoothie and 1 fast food meal a day but my body prepped for jail



Took the cialis did 19 deadlifts at 225s weighed in at 231 did 2 sets of bicep girls and jumped roped for 300 reps

Fast forward 9 hours later I lock the doors to my car power walk into the parlor


Crazy curly red and blonde hair bouncing I mean mug the mama San and she opens a room for me



Long story short my penis is way too fucking big



When the girl arrived she was excited but ultimately she had a tiny Asian 4 inch pussy



I have a cartoon brick troll penis it was impaling her like a bad porno



We tried multiple positions she was insanely wet I wasn?t even going hard she kept
Making herrrooooo type r words


Asian accent shallow pussy boring brown nipples and shitty implants skinny legs awful skin tone



Getting wrecked by my sword shit was wack tried 12 positions



Impractical tiny pussy and stupid huge dick it?s actually a curse this massive huge ultra penis does nothing for me it should make me money but it just breaks randoms


Asian chick said she would need to ?I shirt in wahur, I need long water I sore for week ahahah!?



Weird fucking shit man

I had a black prostitute tell me my dick was too big for her, but she was obviously lying. Probably to make me feel more "manly"? I say as long as your dick works, you're fine. Women should know how to handle it, if they don't they're only not willing to put the effort imo.

Wtf happened to the jail part of the story?

[fit BBB miscer]

[longNStrong]

She was maybe a post-op sister, maybe that's why her vagina lacked depth

[damnrightbrah]

Is jail for the rick james underage daughter thing?

You know what they do to guys like you and ctpump in jail right?

RIP to Pony and his Angus in jail.

@thesavagestallion You going to lame County or going up to Corcoran?

[Fire God Liu Kang]

U going to jail buddy
Tell us about it and maybe I can send you some positive wizard psychic waves

[CT Pumpo]

Can't get dat 9x7 in tranny chink bussy.

Ears bleedin'

Ho be moanin'

Dealer on da main acting all sussy

Need dat ice on ma dick cuz it all raw and pussey.

[MindlessWork]

RIP to Pony and his Angus in jail.

@thesavagestallion You going to lame County or going up to Corcoran?

County is more likely. If so say hi to Killa!

[Pumpu]

County is more likely. If so say hi to Killa!

Imagine the ments!

[CT Pumpo]

Imagine the ments!

Imagine the pumps!

[thesavagestallion]

I had a black prostitute tell me my dick was too big for her, but she was obviously lying. Probably to make me feel more "manly"? I say as long as your dick works, you're fine. Women should know how to handle it, if they don't they're only not willing to put the effort imo.

Wtf happened to the jail part of the story?

You probably dont have cartoon brick dick and werent fucking the same small asian woman as me, what do you want me to say? This is just your own internalization and reaction, analyze it from a standpoint that doesnt affect you, I wouldnt have written it if it wasnt true

I think ultimately this is why I like anal cause they can take it. Also, Asian women are kinda less exciting with these lil handicapped pussies


Need a big white or latina pussy srs

['snot that bad]

chance to get swole eating hella prison dinner calories and daily jailyard pump workouts

just lmao at how many miscers have been jailed tho

[MindlessWork]

Imagine the pumps!

With Killa doing the pumping!

['snot that bad]

With Killa doing the pumping!

any advice for Pony before prison?