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Tactical Squirrel
2015-08-06, 11:04 PM
We have threads devoted to Janoy Cresva. We have threads devoted to Zyzz. Well, they had their time. Now, it is the time of the Blahautists. Let's have a Jason Blaha Discussion Thread.

So, let the Blahautism begin......


Edited to Add:


JASON BLAHA: THE REPTILIAN

Jason Blaha has achieved fame on YouTube for exposing the fraudulent supplement industry. How ironic that he himself is actually the biggest fraud of them all.


http://youtu.be/P47vSqEO4wc


Jason Blaha came into the YouTube fitness world talking about performance enhancement drugs and the lies of the supplement industry. Many used to like him, but then he started threatening to kill the family of his "enemies", which started to push people away from him. His claims of working for the CIA, being a mercenary, having two black belts, having a genius level IQ, Double Major in psychology and nutritional science, more muscle mass than Serge Nubret etc etc. It all started to pile up as he talked in a patronizing way to his friendly fans.

All of this was eclipsed, after the fitmisc interviewed his (verified) ex-wife, who denied any of his grandiose claims. It then surfaced that Jason Blaha went under the name of "DarkEternal" in conspiracy forums, in which he talks about being a Telekinetic Reptilian Assassin, direct descendant of Jesus, CIA assassin from the age of 16, being abducted by aliens, and many many more claims.

It is real, it was really him saying he was a telekinetic reptilian assassin etc.
It has been confirmed it was him. He made thousands of posts talking about these delusions. See for yourself: http://youtu.be/wKH_orEFf9I


What is our aim?

The same which he once claimed to stand for: truth. We too don't believe in the exaggerations and lies of supplement industry he once claimed to fight against with the truth. But we won't allow him to keep attacking and threatening his enemies and his enemies' family as well as misguiding with lies. It is time he comes tells the truth and stops threatening his enemies' families.


Go to http://genovapedia.org/blahapedia.html for a comprehensive read on all of his lies and delusions, showing proof to debunk his lies.

Also check out Exposed TV: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCuKI0WOwrN5E4yxqhRFDEUA


Feel free to make an account and join in!!



Special thanks to Shelley Frantzen

NumiscDoctor
2015-08-06, 11:07 PM
More muscle mass than Serge

emperorsaul
2015-08-06, 11:09 PM
In on first page

not thebeastenman
2015-08-06, 11:16 PM
More muscle mass than Serge

ayyy more aesthetic too

superGreat
2015-08-06, 11:24 PM
In, I need to be more awared of Blaha, I've only seen a few videos

cruzetor
2015-08-06, 11:30 PM
in on 1st page

Pudding Head
2015-08-07, 12:06 AM
Obligatory picture. This is the one he keeps referring to when he says that he used to look huge and ripped on gear:

http://i.imgur.com/fwodUcl.jpg

Then, he also said that he is not balding and only shaves his head because of his psoriasis. It is evident from the above pic that he was already losing his hair in his early 20s.

cruzetor
2015-08-07, 12:54 AM
I likenand support blaha for calling out fake natties.

But at the same time hes delusional about himself lol. Anyway still in like him more than all the fake natties (that doesnt say much lel)

Tactical Squirrel
2015-08-07, 02:23 PM
Bump

I know there are more Blahautists than this roaming the forums.. Love him or hate him, let's get this discussion going. I would add something, but I'm not as aware as a lot of you are.

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 02:25 PM
in
BroMD Kooney Omega Nine sticky? :cool:

zyphy
2015-08-07, 02:25 PM
In

Ippo
2015-08-07, 02:52 PM
in on first page

spot for sale in legendary thread

noarms
2015-08-07, 02:54 PM
is this the fat guy that looks like utter shit and makes shitty videos that dont even really have a point, just him rambling?

Kripke
2015-08-07, 03:00 PM
In.

Blaha baited into exposing himself as a beta insecure phaggot:

http://oi58.tinypic.com/24pc9pc.jpg

Arian brah
2015-08-07, 04:01 PM
can someone detective him and find out how full of shit he is?

idk where but I saw him make a comment about how people don't mess with him b/c of his 'background'.

wtf is this guys background? my guess is he has been a welfare leach and has been on the fringes of lifting/steroid culture. even though he likes to make it sound like he was some sort of victor conte character.

emperorsaul
2015-08-07, 05:20 PM
can someone detective him and find out how full of shit he is?

idk where but I saw him make a comment about how people don't mess with him b/c of his 'background'.

wtf is this guys background? my guess is he has been a welfare leach and has been on the fringes of lifting/steroid culture. even though he likes to make it sound like he was some sort of victor conte character.

I think he claims that he used to be a mercenary

NestbrahOnTren
2015-08-07, 05:49 PM
can someone detective him and find out how full of shit he is?

idk where but I saw him make a comment about how people don't mess with him b/c of his 'background'.

wtf is this guys background? my guess is he has been a welfare leach and has been on the fringes of lifting/steroid culture. even though he likes to make it sound like he was some sort of victor conte character.

he was sexually abused as a kid

dead srs

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 05:54 PM
old pic

https://a1-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/3/1f8dff89eac44582b296895cf4d506ff/600x600.jpg

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 06:00 PM
https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/114/fd7843b3ec684f6ea9c786b2087f667a/300x300.jpg

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 06:02 PM
https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/118/d7be9b6cd5a242968f1af681f1364969/600x600.jpg

https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/123/4b67be935a48456aa8af21972ce96064/full.jpg

https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/131/991ce4daeaa54d89a429c59d73f1a904/full.jpg

https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/140/ffe1177cb59a45bf8fff826049bd4d8a/full.jpg

https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/131/ac657b84b9774b72b1a57c96f2cbe963/full.jpg

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 06:03 PM
Hey everybody it's jason blaha here *pauses to catch breath*

GenetalGiant
2015-08-07, 06:04 PM
http://i.imgur.com/M50Adpd.png

http://i.imgur.com/gZuNNUR.jpg

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 06:06 PM
https://data.archive.moe/board/fit/image/1399/81/1399814022465.png

fuark brahs

NestbrahOnTren
2015-08-07, 06:07 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/p8pqe.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/p8pqe)

LeftAnteriorDeltoidBrah
2015-08-07, 06:08 PM
A brief history of Jason Blaha's life:

Failed at being a bodybuilder
Failed at physique
Failed at being a powerlifter
Failed at sustaining his marriage
Failed at having a job and not leeching off the tax payer
Got sued into bankruptcy by calling out Layne Norton
Failed at cutting every single time he said he was going to do it
Failed to maintain his marriage
Failed at having hair

The guy is a pathetic failure, and why anyone even watches his videos is beyond me, apart from perhaps for the gold in the comments section where Jason comes out with the most blatant power fantasy/made up autistic bullshit I have ever seen.

Kripke
2015-08-07, 06:12 PM
Blaha's current gf (whom he has boasted about having sex with multiple times):

http://oi58.tinypic.com/333ei9w.jpg

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11826051_988240024561798_5032097012339672931_n.jpg ?oh=41a36f59f7222bfaf5a410763309d6a3&oe=56526DD8

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11781773_988282761224191_8754739024425470111_n.jpg ?oh=fe09ad799758efd541478ad3badba6aa&oe=5638AFB3

Omega
2015-08-07, 06:12 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/p8pqe.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/p8pqe)

lmfaoooooooooooo

FHRITP
2015-08-07, 06:19 PM
lool, this thread, i do watch blahas channel but even when he was younger his insertions were shit, and after his biceps injury it's even shittier

Kripke
2015-08-07, 06:23 PM
Blaha's YouTube comments had a glorious period about 3 months ago when he wasn't banning anyone or deleting comments, never forget.

http://oi60.tinypic.com/315h6ab.jpg

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 06:27 PM
1. Jason has been and always will be, shit. He looked like a fat turd when he did and failed at bodybuilding, then he looked like shit with shit lifts in powerlifting. He barely hit a 6plate dead at 235lbs after almost 20years of training time. He is an idiot.

2. He was vegan for many years, but only because his fucking wife was vegan. Once she left him, he went back to eating meat. Dude is a beta as fuck orbiter who can't even decide things for himself. Reguardless, both pre-vegan and post vegan he has always looked like shit. He looks like shit because he does Zero cardio and he eats like shit behind the scenes. Also the workout's he does do? Consist of fucking 5x3 deadlift, 5x5 squat and 5x3 barbell row. End. I'm serious, that's what his workouts look like, and that's why he looks like shit.

Oh yeah did I mention he went on gear and still 12months later he still looked the same. That's how SHIT his methods are. Even if u took gear you wouldn't get results doing what this idiot is doing.

3. I look at his youtube and realize that there are 60k subscribers to his garbage. Then I'm actually dumbfounded that people actually subscribe and support this shit. The guy is the epitome of everything I don't like- everything from going on huge tirades (Layne Norton saga) to attack people who do better than him, to begging followers for donations so his wife could buy $1300 persian cats (And his followers actually ended up donating the money.)

I don't know who I hate more- Jason Blaha or the crowd of Jason Blaha subscribers. Its fine though as its easy to distuish a Jason Blaha Subscriber- they usually have the same body type and the same face type as jason Blaha himself- unimpressive shit tier fatass body with shit lifts and a beta turbonerd face with a neckbeard on it, sometimes wearing a fedora.

Jason blaha a shit

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 06:30 PM
I'm just gonna go ahead and speak 100% objectively on Jason Blaha here, seeing as there seems to be a lot of hate for him on fit.

I don't watch his videos at all, but I met him at an expo once. The guy is fairly large, I'm 6'2 225lb and even though he's a lot shorter than me he still looked like a big, strong guy. Most of the pictures I've seen do not do him justice.

He was super nice to me and my friend (who is a fan), took the time to answer his questions and was an all around pleasant dude. I can't say a single bad word about the guy in the 20 or so minute interaction I had with him.














Layne is very good at treading the fine line between what is considered possible natty and what is not. There is a huge difference between being on small doses of gear to stay looking full during a comp and blasting gear to be a mass monster but neither is Natty.
The only proof I need is Laynes huge breakdown when Blaha accused him of using steroids. If he was natty he would have taken it as a compliment and carried on but instead he loses his shit and sues the fat unemployed bald powerlifter lel.
Besides, Jason's channel had barely any subs at that point, why did he even care?












Blaha is white trash as fuck. What kind of people in their mid to late 30's go out getting drunk and fighting. (check his latest video, and cringe)

Here's jason blaha in a nutshell

>claims to be intelligent and all science based, but is hardcore blindly patriotic about films like american sniper - you can't be intelligent and fail to see the propaganda.
Funnily enough, Chris Kyle was also a known bullshit artist and bragging cunt (sound like anyone familiar?)

>claims that women need to be treated differently, that WHITE KNIGHTING is the right thing to do, the manly thing.
Again, how does someone who claims to be intelligent fall for this shit?


>claims that people like Dan Bilizeran or whatever his name is, is actually someone people should look up to.
The only difference between Dan Bilizeran and Jasons Blaha is that Dan has millions of dollars, thats literally it...and you wonder why Jason loves him so much? He is the same type of person, What part of america breeds these types of faggots anyway?

>is in his late 30s, and his friends ( married ) woman out to pubs to eat as her "protection" and gets into drunken brawls with "friends" and gets BTFO and makes up a bullshit story about how he got the black eye
What kind of people in their late 30s go out drinking to pubs, fucking white trash as fuck.


>brags about buying a 2nd hand 2005 mercedes, iphone 6
basic bitch showing insecurity


Also, he spent months shit talking Layne Norton that he would destroy him in court and the autistic fuck didn't even turn up to court in the end.....after all that shit talking on social media etc. BITCH.
The only people I can see who still follow this autistic fuck are other 80 IQ red neck fat autistic fucks.
























lol this is apparently the guy that beat up blaha


>be me
>go to bar with group of guys
>30 minutes in and we're having a good time, have a group of grills join our table
>another 30 minutes in and blaha walks in in some ed hardy t shirt with his boys
>walks like he fucking owns the place, kinda irks me but astonished to see blaha here
>sits at a bar, keeps looking over at my table
>10 minutes later he walks up to our table and tries to pick up on the waifu I was talking to
>"You should totally leave these weakings and let me buy you a drink, whatever you want baby"
>Get pissed off
>Tell him "this weaking can kick your fucking ass you fat steroid-using-but-still-look-like-a- permabulk-faggot"
>nobody knew what was meant by that but blaplsgo
>gets super red and gets close to my face and tells me "do something"
>I get up from my chair and push him out of my face
>launches at me
>pins me to the ground
>somehow get on top of him
>start wailing at his eye
>gets out from under me and gets me in a headlock
>cant even put in a good headlock so I bite him
>he lets go
>I pin him to the ground
>I'm about to go at him again but by then my friends pull me off him and push me out of the bar as quickly as possible

pretty much it. I felt immature about it afterwards, but he's a fucking loser who was looking for a fight and came off as a beta cuck.

GenetalGiant
2015-08-07, 06:45 PM
Blaha is 5'10 195lbs now. He's not big now. He's extremely weak now. He's still on steroids and his bench is probably 315 now.

We need to make Blaha aware of the Official Blahautism hate thread.

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 06:47 PM
https://data.archive.moe/board/fit/image/1426/71/1426712153861.jpg

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-07, 06:56 PM
dat serge nubret muscle mass

problem with blaha is he doesn't do as many itneresting videos as the sith lord. he's always in his sisters basement. now he goes out a little since he picked up that fat stoner chick.

GenetalGiant
2015-08-07, 07:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/crjkBQP.png



now he goes out a little since he picked up that fat stoner chick.

She's a dime a fuckin dozen bro.

Kripke
2015-08-07, 07:38 PM
Beautiful timing... Janoy Cresva calls out Jason Blah:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGK4SgqaxC8

'He's got one of the worst physiques in history'

lakers4sh0
2015-08-07, 07:52 PM
There can only be 1 Janoy

Tactical Squirrel
2015-08-07, 07:58 PM
Beautiful timing... Janoy Cresva calls out Jason Blah:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGK4SgqaxC8

'He's got one of the worst physiques in history'

GLORY!! Thanks be to our Lord Vader Genova. He is the way, the truth, and the light. Can I get an 'AMEN' from all ye faithful Witnesses?

Discorecord
2015-08-07, 08:18 PM
Beautiful timing... Janoy Cresva calls out Jason Blah:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGK4SgqaxC8

'He's got one of the worst physiques in history'
how? could he possible reading fitmisc? its plausible...

Kripke
2015-08-07, 08:23 PM
New blabla vid, order 66 being executed in comments


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbE47qHHj8c

zyphy
2015-08-07, 09:22 PM
New blabla vid, order 66 being executed in comments


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbE47qHHj8c

The witnesses in full force

IAMArnold
2015-08-07, 09:54 PM
Jason genova said he isn't autism

Tactical Squirrel
2015-08-08, 12:22 AM
I want this to stay on 1rd page plz thx fellas.

Nipy
2015-08-08, 01:05 AM
Good thread

Tactical Squirrel
2015-08-08, 02:46 AM
Good thread

Yes. Indeed. Should sticky.

Ippo
2015-08-08, 07:03 AM
Lol blaha's new vid is getting rekt by ORDER 66

FHRITP
2015-08-08, 07:17 AM
hahahah im crying, this is hilarious, ORDER 66. I can just imagine what some random person who is just looking for some fitness advice and see's jasons channel and it's full of ORDER 66 comments lmfao

longtimelurker
2015-08-08, 08:13 AM
is there something about the name 'Jason' that I don't know about? Lmfao I distinctly remember someone detective'd Blaha hard via his super old posts on some BB forums, he's really insecure and has a lot of mental problems.. Delusions of grandeur just like the piss lord and I'm pretty sure he got molested when he was little, something along the lines of that

Ippo
2015-08-08, 08:15 AM
hahahah im crying, this is hilarious, ORDER 66. I can just imagine what some random person who is just looking for some fitness advice and see's jasons channel and it's full of ORDER 66 comments lmfao

lmao
fukkin ded

Literally ALL the comments on his last vid are ORDER 66

zyphy
2015-08-08, 08:41 AM
lmao
fukkin ded

Literally ALL the comments on his last vid are ORDER 66

Lol'd hard when i was reading through the comments lmao

Ippo
2015-08-08, 08:45 AM
Lol'd hard when i was reading through the comments lmao

While Blaha always defended Genova lmao

I hope Blaha is gonna make a response lmao

zyphy
2015-08-08, 08:47 AM
While Blaha always defended Genova lmao

I hope Blaha is gonna make a response lmao

Lmfao the way jewnova called him out was hilarious, no mercy

Ippo
2015-08-08, 08:50 AM
Lmfao the way jewnova called him out was hilarious, no mercy

his autism is possibly at the highest point in his pro bodybuilding career

Negroid
2015-08-08, 08:56 AM
https://data.archive.moe/board/fit/image/1426/71/1426712153861.jpg

Lol even if he gets their IP he still wouldn't be able to locate them. IP will only show approximate location. The only people who know the exact location are the internet providers.

zyphy
2015-08-08, 09:04 AM
his autism is possibly at the highest point in his pro bodybuilding career

He's just hitting muscle maturity bro

zyphy
2015-08-08, 09:04 AM
Lol even if he gets their IP he still wouldn't be able to locate them. IP will only show approximate location. The only people who know the exact location are the internet providers.

Empty threat he can't do shit esp if the guy connected via vpn

GenetalGiant
2015-08-08, 09:47 AM
Lmfao I distinctly remember someone detective'd Blaha hard via his super old posts on some BB forums, he's really insecure and has a lot of mental problems.. Delusions of grandeur just like the piss lord and I'm pretty sure he got molested when he was little, something along the lines of that

He claims his aunt and uncle molested him, and his father used to beat him with blunt weapons. But it's Blaha so no one will ever know if it happened or if it's just some bs story to get attention.


Blaha has so many outlandish stories just like Genova, but people still take him serious lol. I don't understand it.

TowelBrah
2015-08-08, 11:03 AM
Lol even if he gets their IP he still wouldn't be able to locate them. IP will only show approximate location. The only people who know the exact location are the internet providers.

And i mean....what laws did the guy break?

its perfectly legal to print a picture and beat off on it....even if it is creepy as fuck

Kripke
2015-08-08, 01:24 PM
Try-harding as usual. Inb4 his brainless fans tell him she's a 9/10

http://oi62.tinypic.com/2prg0mf.jpg

lakers4sh0
2015-08-08, 01:28 PM
Try-harding as usual. Inb4 his brainless fans tell him she's a 9/10

http://oi62.tinypic.com/2prg0mf.jpg

well....she's fat. and he doesn't look like he lifts.

Omega
2015-08-08, 01:30 PM
Try-harding as usual. Inb4 his brainless fans tell him she's a 9/10

http://oi62.tinypic.com/2prg0mf.jpg

shes not only fat, but also ugly.

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-08, 01:35 PM
hard to believe blaha has lifted for 30 years and taken steroids.
looks like any chubby fuck in the gym TBQH
his gf is some fat stoner chick, not sure why he is showing her off? :/

KnuckleDeep
2015-08-08, 03:03 PM
Fitness fat, sure, not everyday fat. Nothing to show off though. Still not aware on Blaha besides a couple bizarre comments I've read the Lord Vader thread.

musclepig
2015-08-08, 03:12 PM
I used to think this guy knew his stuff but he seems crazier than a shithouse rat and more insecure than a 300 lbs teenage girl. Even though he seems educated it's hard to take him serious when he behaves like he does. Being educated and being smart is not the same thing.

FHRITP
2015-08-08, 04:39 PM
i can tell his gf's tits are saggy af, probably has big ass pepperoni niples too

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-08, 11:48 PM
Obligatory picture. This is the one he keeps referring to when he says that he used to look huge and ripped on gear:

http://i.imgur.com/fwodUcl.jpg

Then, he also said that he is not balding and only shaves his head because of his psoriasis. It is evident from the above pic that he was already losing his hair in his early 20s.

lol, somebody actually called Blahautism out on this and he claimed that he was balding back then because of all the roids he was taking, but now that he doesn't take as many, his hair came back. Pretty sure balding doesn't work that way. If I wasn't banned from his channel, I'd offer him $100 if he let his hair grow out for a month to prove that he isn't bald (and no, having a Costanza ring of hair around the sides and back doesn't count).

Leonard
2015-08-09, 12:07 AM
I used to think this guy knew his stuff but he seems crazier than a shithouse rat and more insecure than a 300 lbs teenage girl. Even though he seems educated it's hard to take him serious when he behaves like he does. Being educated and being smart is not the same thing.

yes.

Nipy
2015-08-09, 12:46 AM
so check it out. If you think that Im not ugly, and I seem like a decent dude. Can you explain why like 1-4/10 girls just fucking blow me off all the time? Ive even seen them get with worse looking guys which makes this shit even more confusing.

GenetalGiant
2015-08-09, 10:26 AM
I remember Blaha said women come up to him and tell him he's ripped lol.

Ippo
2015-08-09, 10:56 AM
I remember Blaha said women come up to him and tell him he's ripped lol.

people also call him a monster for his physique

Iosef Stalin
2015-08-09, 08:22 PM
Lol even if he gets their IP he still wouldn't be able to locate them. IP will only show approximate location. The only people who know the exact location are the internet providers.

Strong user to kidnappin 101 relation

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-09, 09:25 PM
I remember Blaha said women come up to him and tell him he's ripped lol.

same amount of muscle as serge nubret proportionally bro.

Kripke
2015-08-10, 06:57 PM
Blaha's reply to Genova's call out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gt6bXIoRw

Oh fuck he called fitmisc out at the end lol

leftzing
2015-08-10, 07:03 PM
So his response is some shitty homophobia and then a small penis assault rifle in the background....

GenetalGiant
2015-08-10, 07:15 PM
So Janoy Blaha reads this thread lol.

People are just tired of your bullshit and delusions Blaha. You claimed you'd look Serge Nubret when you cut down to 195. You're 195 now and you like shit.



https://data.archive.moe/board/fit/image/1426/71/1426712153861.jpg
Some one needs to do this again with Blahas gf lol.

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-10, 07:24 PM
As I predicted, he tried to take credit for Genova getting his Physique Of The Week win even though Blaha made his video after the whole debacle had already wrapped up. And like I said in the other thread, he has never truly stood up for Jason, he just makes patronizing "Jason Genova is a retard, it's not nice to make fun of a retard" comments, and rebuffed the idea of doing a collaboration with Genova like he's some annoying special ed kid who wants to be his friend.

Blaha, my offer still stands. I'll PayPal you $100 if you grow your hair out and prove that you aren't bald.

zyphy
2015-08-10, 07:26 PM
So Janoy Blaha reads this thread lol.

People are just tired of your bullshit and delusions Blaha. You claimed you'd look Serge Nubret when you cut down to 195. You're 195 now and you like shit.



Some one needs to do this again with Blahas gf lol.

Lmao did he really compare himself to nubret? Fuking looooooll fucking hell delusional as fuck

Discorecord
2015-08-10, 07:30 PM
Blaha's reply to Genova's call out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gt6bXIoRw

Oh fuck he called fitmisc out at the end lol

lmao

Kripke
2015-08-10, 07:37 PM
Quintessential Blaha... presents himself as a secure, alpha, man's man while simultaneously responding to a call out from a disabled autistic manchild by 'showing off' his strength and average-as-fuck girlfriend.

emperorsaul
2015-08-10, 08:12 PM
http://www.musclemag.com/content/content/6519/6-serge-nubret.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/szO8fnG.png

FHRITP
2015-08-10, 08:22 PM
ahahahah that shoutout, numisc keeping it real mah homeboys, baby please, on a daileeeee, not in the AM bro

noarms
2015-08-10, 08:37 PM
hahaha lold hard at the ending


Blaha's reply to Genova's call out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gt6bXIoRw

Oh fuck he called fitmisc out at the end lol

FHRITP
2015-08-10, 09:09 PM
hahaha lold hard at the ending

Sickening shoutout, it piss

Fluffykins
2015-08-10, 09:36 PM
I've known this potato online for over a decade since the days when he used to post on the shitfest that is elitefitness.com back in the early 00s

He was always autistic and used to call himself -I shit you not- "bodybyfinaplex" and brag about wearing underarmor to
Nightclubs ,always looked like shit and abused massive amounts of tren

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-11, 03:13 AM
The reason why I'm offering $100 and not something outrageous like $1,000 for the "bald or not bald challenge" is because I'm a man of my word and I need to offer something that I can actually afford to part with in the unlikely scenario that Blaha is actually telling the truth about his hair growing back after discontinuing heavy roid use. I'd need to see a video of him running his fingers through his hair and pulling on it and stuff in order to confirm that he's not pulling some wig shenanigans. So what do you say Blaha? I think $100 is more money than you raised for the entire Mercedes fundraiser. Is it not worth doing because you like the look of your shaved head too much? But I thought caring about your looks was effeminate and homo?

I don't care if someone is bald, I'm not trying to humiliate him for being bald. The point is that he's a pathological liar, and he's so insecure that he even lies about the stupidest shit like not being bald. Same with everything else, really. I don't care if he doesn't make that much money and bought an old used Mercedes (I'm poor too), or that he has a mediocre looking girlfriend. It's the fact that he brags about all this poverty shit non stop that makes him a joke. Just take all of this as constructive criticism, Blaha.

Nine
2015-08-11, 04:44 AM
Well as much as I hate this thread, it got us a shoutout on Jason's channel.

NestbrahOnTren
2015-08-11, 05:26 AM
Blaha's reply to Genova's call out:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gt6bXIoRw

Oh fuck he called fitmisc out at the end lol

he is like a 15 year old, trying to show off his girlfriend and boast about how he gets hit on by gay guys

lmao he has some srs mental health issues, can smell his insecurity a mile off

blaha is a sad man, but he does provide a small bit of logic in the illogical fitness industry. He is correct about the ridiculousness of online standards and how they do not translate to reality

Ihateeveryone
2015-08-11, 07:03 AM
In.

Blaha baited into exposing himself as a beta insecure phaggot:

http://oi58.tinypic.com/24pc9pc.jpg

Strong pic to your avi being my reaction

bsp
2015-08-11, 07:52 AM
what was the pic of his wife with jizz on it

Les Grossman
2015-08-11, 07:54 AM
http://s9.postimg.org/xn9g5k6sf/Uncanny.png

FHRITP
2015-08-11, 08:16 AM
I've known this potato online for over a decade since the days when he used to post on the shitfest that is elitefitness.com back in the early 00s

He was always autistic and used to call himself -I shit you not- "bodybyfinaplex" and brag about wearing underarmor to
Nightclubs ,always looked like shit and abused massive amounts of tren

in for more stories

Cashier
2015-08-11, 09:06 AM
Hi Jason! I now know you're reading this thread. Please post.


Also LOL that a video about Genova, only Blaha would turn it into how 'hot' his girlfriend is.

itpissbro
2015-08-11, 11:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClsEfDH4LKE

GenetalGiant
2015-08-11, 11:27 AM
Now Blaha nut huggers are saying his gf is hot. Feeding into the potatoe delusions. She's a 5/10
at best.

Ippo
2015-08-11, 11:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClsEfDH4LKE

INNNNNN
for that workout in the future

dude86
2015-08-11, 11:58 AM
I like that he tried to remove some of the bullshit from the fitness industry, but he is so damned insecure and hypocritical/contradictory on matters outside of nutrition and fitness.

The guy puts out videos talking about masculinity and being a role-model, when all along he was pussy-whipped by his ex-wife into becoming a vegan.

Early on he blasts the supplement industry for selling bullshit, then becomes part of an affiliation program and writes articles for Tiger Fucking Fitness for a quick buck.

The man, if you can call someone with the mindset and insecurity of a 15 year old boy that, lacks integrity. Who can respect someone like that?

He's lost a lot of followers from his early days (ones that used to comment regularly on his videos), which is not all that surprising.

Ippo
2015-08-11, 12:04 PM
I like that he tried to remove some of the bullshit from the fitness industry, but he is so damned insecure and hypocritical/contradictory on matters outside of nutrition and fitness.

The guy puts out videos talking about masculinity and being a role-model, when all along he was pussy-whipped by his ex-wife into becoming a vegan.

Early on he blasts the supplement industry for selling bullshit, then becomes part of an affiliation program and writes articles for Tiger Fucking Fitness for a quick buck.

The man, if you can call someone with the mindset and insecurity of a 15 year old boy that, lacks integrity. Who can respect someone like that?

He's lost a lot of followers from his early days (ones that used to comment regularly on his videos), which is not all that surprising.

all very true but it's just funny to follow him lmao, just like Lord Vader

Nine
2015-08-11, 12:05 PM
I like that he tried to remove some of the bullshit from the fitness industry, but he is so damned insecure and hypocritical/contradictory on matters outside of nutrition and fitness.

The guy puts out videos talking about masculinity and being a role-model, when all along he was pussy-whipped by his ex-wife into becoming a vegan.

Early on he blasts the supplement industry for selling bullshit, then becomes part of an affiliation program and writes articles for Tiger Fucking Fitness for a quick buck.

The man, if you can call someone with the mindset and insecurity of a 15 year old boy that, lacks integrity. Who can respect someone like that?

He's lost a lot of followers from his early days (ones that used to comment regularly on his videos), which is not all that surprising.

Sadly, money talks.

dude86
2015-08-11, 12:08 PM
all very true but it's just funny to follow him lmao, just like Lord Vader

Yeah I hear ya.

His vids earlier this year had some of the best troll comments I've ever read. It's a shame he banned the trollers.

Ippo
2015-08-11, 12:31 PM
Yeah I hear ya.

His vids earlier this year had some of the best troll comments I've ever read. It's a shame he banned the trollers.

You new here? You from bb.com misc? Why joined? welcome :)

dude86
2015-08-11, 12:57 PM
Thanks. Yeah I'm new here. I used to misc on and off over the years. I'd heard about another misc on bb.com, but didn't investigate further. Someone recently posted a link to this thread on one of Blaha's videos, so decided to give this misc a try.

Pudding Head
2015-08-11, 01:06 PM
I like that he tried to remove some of the bullshit from the fitness industry, but he is so damned insecure and hypocritical/contradictory on matters outside of nutrition and fitness.


To give credit where it's due, he's one of the few fitness youtubers who can interpret a scientific article or explain information from a scientific source. For example, he said that a method/theory requires a study that is "double blind, peer-reviewed, and replicated". Compare that to Vegan Gains or other retards who just flash garbage from abstracts and refer to these as established facts. Earlier, Blaha also made some interesting videos about nutrition and the obesity epidemic (for example, the trans fat ban in Denmark). In hindsight, it is kind of ironic that he was the first one on youtube who pointed out and explained that iSatori's Bio-grow is garbage...and this sent Lobliner into a "colostrum rage".

Unfortunately, as you pointed out, he cannot apply the same level of objectivity when it comes to personal issues.

Ippo
2015-08-11, 01:20 PM
Thanks. Yeah I'm new here. I used to misc on and off over the years. I'd heard about another misc on bb.com, but didn't investigate further. Someone recently posted a link to this thread on one of Blaha's videos, so decided to give this misc a try.

epic fail on quoting me brah lol

If you want to quote someone and reply (they'll get a notification), click on "Reply with quote" at the bottom right side of that post

repped u, welcome brah

dude86
2015-08-12, 11:18 AM
epic fail on quoting me brah lol

If you want to quote someone and reply (they'll get a notification), click on "Reply with quote" at the bottom right side of that post

repped u, welcome brah

Lol

Thanks brah.

PovertyMisc
2015-08-12, 11:20 AM
Fuck Blaha and his dadbod

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-12, 02:10 PM
big j looking twice blahas size
big j = big guy
blaha = chubby guy who thinks he's big

GenetalGiant
2015-08-13, 05:56 PM
Blaha and Genova are beefing with Virgin Gayns. War of the Potatoes.

Tortyreus
2015-08-13, 06:01 PM
Blaha and Genova are beefing with Virgin Gayns. War of the Potatoes.

Whose big j? Jay Cutler?

GenetalGiant
2015-08-13, 06:03 PM
Whose big j? Jay Cutler?

Big J the youtuber.
https://www.youtube.com/user/BigJsExtremeFitness

Tortyreus
2015-08-13, 06:09 PM
Big J the youtuber.
https://www.youtube.com/user/BigJsExtremeFitness

Erry mofo that lifts has a youtube channel, cringe hard

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-14, 03:48 AM
wtf at Big J. brb, 100,000 subscribers but no one gives a shit about his videos, barely gets 5,000 views on most of them. How does that even happen?

Tortyreus
2015-08-14, 04:53 AM
wtf at Big J. brb, 100,000 subscribers but no one gives a shit about his videos, barely gets 5,000 views on most of them. How does that even happen?

It politics bro

SlcikRick
2015-08-14, 06:38 AM
wtf at Big J. brb, 100,000 subscribers but no one gives a shit about his videos, barely gets 5,000 views on most of them. How does that even happen?

Chris Jones used to rep his channel and collab with him all the time hence all the subs. People would sub b/c chris told them to but then they realized theres nothing interesting about Big J so they don't watch the videos. I think Big J just came out with a preworkout supplement too lol. The market is super saturated.

itpissbro
2015-08-14, 07:46 PM
Jason Blahaha response on Virgin Gains vs Furious Pete


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouvLUi9ojXo

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-15, 02:56 AM
Chris Jones used to rep his channel and collab with him all the time hence all the subs. People would sub b/c chris told them to but then they realized theres nothing interesting about Big J so they don't watch the videos. I think Big J just came out with a preworkout supplement too lol. The market is super saturated.

That does make sense. YouTube subscribers are like Friends on Facebook: once someone subscribes to a channel, they seldom unsub, even if they don't watch the videos anymore.

I do find it strange how I have yet to witness a YouTube channel where the videos decline in views. Seems like they can only grow bigger and bigger. It's not like TV shows where they can be mega popular at one point, then people stop caring and it gets cancelled. Can these YouTube fitness assholes just continue to upload videos of themselves working out and eating and live off the ad money forever?

GenetalGiant
2015-08-15, 09:43 AM
Can these YouTube fitness assholes just continue to upload videos of themselves working out and eating and live off the ad money forever?

I think Big j does youtube because he likes doing it. He's retired and he owns a gym. Blaha on the other hand needs every penny from youtube.

Kripke
2015-08-15, 08:39 PM
The big OFFICIAL reveal of Blaha's girlfriend:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0RX4DY4yZg

Edit: Watched it. Pretty awful as expected. I don't get the joke at the end, either. That's probably my fault though.

Hero
2015-08-15, 09:31 PM
That's a man, baby

FHRITP
2015-08-15, 09:46 PM
That's a man, baby

HAHAHAH, das it mayne, but no according to blaha she get's complimented all the time

FHRITP
2015-08-16, 08:17 AM
im crying at the comments in jasons last vid

"Jason doesn't look that big like he always says, even next to a woman."

"Yeah she has the shoulders of a linebacker, no hate"

"Jasons gf has better delts than him, its so piss."

BLOCKHEAD
2015-08-16, 08:32 AM
that cock grab and kiss though

Kripke
2015-08-16, 08:50 AM
Comment:
Really enjoy the fact that you guys are comfortable and get along, but as a viewer, I feel uncomfortable watching that mildly raunchy shit.

Blaha response:
we act like that in restaurants and public every day.

Disgusting. He's clearly showing her off (except it's not showing off, because, well, look at her) like an insecure autist who's desperate for approval.

TheBigBadWolf
2015-08-16, 09:10 AM
No lie but I WOULD SMASH Blaha GF, outdone himself srs

She's clearly a horny freak and was the slut in college days gagging and swallowing warm cum loads

Fair play to the lad

FHRITP
2015-08-16, 10:45 AM
No lie but I WOULD SMASH Blaha GF, outdone himself srs

She's clearly a horny freak and was the slut in college days gagging and swallowing warm cum loads

Fair play to the lad

dunno bout slut, but she's definetely into some kinky shit, probably throat phucking and all kinds of mad shit

Slick Rick's
2015-08-16, 11:07 AM
I suffer from alcoholism

Ippo
2015-08-16, 11:19 AM
holy shit I cringed so hard at that vid

Pudding Head
2015-08-16, 01:50 PM
Sickeningly similar fat distribution on his girlfriend and himself.


Jason Blahaha response on Virgin Gains vs Furious Pete


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouvLUi9ojXo

And he goes full autism by citing a completely garbage study. Now this would be acceptable from Genova per say, but Blaha actually does know how to interpret a study.

-self reported
-most vegetarians were female
-ignores causality (e.g. mentally fucked up females are more likely to be vegetarian)
-vegetarians were not even vegetarian
-obv. non-replicated and not double blind

See more at:

http://www.theveganrd.com/2014/04/are-vegetarians-less-healthy-than-meat-eaters.html

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-16, 01:59 PM
they look like a typical american couple you would see at bob evans.

FHRITP
2015-08-16, 02:08 PM
they look like a typical american couple you would see at bob evans.

"this aint the american dream i was promised :("

GenetalGiant
2015-08-16, 04:01 PM
Blaha is always talking about how big he is in person, but his 5'7 girlfriend is bigger/wider than him lol.





Disgusting. He's clearly showing her off (except it's not showing off, because, well, look at her) like an insecure autist who's desperate for approval.

A 40 year old acting like a middle schooler. smh

itpissbro
2015-08-18, 07:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6it8T-jRG54

Omega
2015-08-18, 08:36 PM
The big OFFICIAL reveal of Blaha's girlfriend:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0RX4DY4yZg

Edit: Watched it. Pretty awful as expected. I don't get the joke at the end, either. That's probably my fault though.

wow im cringing hard as fuck

not thebeastenman
2015-08-18, 09:51 PM
wow im cringing hard as fuck


I'm just happy that the cut out the especially bad stuff.

YouAreWrongMane
2015-08-18, 10:55 PM
THIS GUY IS SUCH A LOSER


Cant believe how terrible he looks with all the years of training and steroid use


He looked like shit as a "bodybuilder" even lmao, looked like he popped a few dbols every day and stuffed his face with mcdonals


just cringe at everything, cant wait till his new girlfriend leaves him

YouAreWrongMane
2015-08-18, 10:56 PM
THIS GUY IS SUCH A LOSER


Cant believe how terrible he looks with all the years of training and steroid use


He looked like shit as a "bodybuilder" even lmao, looked like he popped a few dbols every day and stuffed his face with mcdonals


just cringe at everything, cant wait till his new girlfriend leaves him

PublixBagboy
2015-08-19, 04:17 PM
Somebody PLEASE find the old tren rage video where he claims to have thrown somebody through a wall and continued chasing him. That video is quintessential blahautism "I'm a badass no limits alpha toughguy". :cool:

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-19, 04:34 PM
Somebody PLEASE find the old tren rage video where he claims to have thrown somebody through a wall and continued chasing him. That video is quintessential blahautism "I'm a badass no limits alpha toughguy". :cool:

then later he posts a video about how he got punched in the eye for trying to white knight lol

GenetalGiant
2015-08-19, 09:53 PM
KwzQ18M87jg

YouAreWrongMane
2015-08-19, 11:08 PM
KwzQ18M87jg

he looks shorter than 5'10, what a disgrace to 5'10/5'11 crew

PublixBagboy
2015-08-20, 01:37 AM
If anyone in the world is likely to fraud on height by 2-3+ inches, it's your boy Janoy Blaha. NFW he's 5'10 and that fucking fat with those lifts. I'd not be shocked if he were 5'6.5, 5'8 tops.


I bet he claims dick size 11 inches too.

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-20, 04:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6it8T-jRG54

Damn, Blaha is thirsty for drama. He knows that he needs to keep doing these stunts for views so he doesn't have to go out and get a job. Either that or he genuinely believes that he's some kind of mastermind turning his rivals against each other.

"Unlike me who had the protection of an embassy to keep me from having money collected upon them, which I'm gonna go into at a later date. Later this year I'm gonna do a tell all and tell you guys EVERYTHING!"

Who gives a shit? I want to hear how he managed to throw a guy through wooden studs inside of a wall, and why a man let his wife go to a bar with Blaha, who subsequently protected the fair maiden from an uncouth ruffian, which conveniently explains his black eye. That's the tell all story that I want to hear.



Somebody PLEASE find the old tren rage video where he claims to have thrown somebody through a wall and continued chasing him. That video is quintessential blahautism "I'm a badass no limits alpha toughguy". :cool:

2:40


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9upR0i9L_g



This fake story at 2:15 is almost as autistic, though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HENiL-vOl0

bsp
2015-08-20, 04:48 AM
Jason blaha is Jason genovas higher iq still retarded cousin

GenetalGiant
2015-08-20, 02:25 PM
2:40


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9upR0i9L_g





Blaha probably looks at this thread everyday lol. The video was suddenly deleted.

Nine
2015-08-20, 02:33 PM
Blaha probably looks at this thread everyday lol. The video was suddenly deleted.

Well he's mentioned fitmisc in his video, so I'd say he does.

noarms
2015-08-20, 06:42 PM
The big OFFICIAL reveal of Blaha's girlfriend:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0RX4DY4yZg

Edit: Watched it. Pretty awful as expected. I don't get the joke at the end, either. That's probably my fault though.

wow this is painful to watch but i had to cause his gf was in it

not thebeastenman
2015-08-20, 07:27 PM
wow this is painful to watch but i had to cause his gf was in it

wait... what's a gf?

Omega
2015-08-20, 07:58 PM
Blaha probably looks at this thread everyday lol. The video was suddenly deleted.

lol'd

jason join fitmisc, you'd fit right in

noarms
2015-08-20, 08:14 PM
wait... what's a gf?

You can tell he begged her to go on with him to do it and how planned it is

not thebeastenman
2015-08-20, 08:18 PM
You can tell he begged her to go on with him to do it and how planned it is
i'm not sure that the raunchy chit was planned. cringe worthy? yes.



Also Hi Jason, seeing that you're reading this, can you give me a shoutout?

GenetalGiant
2015-08-20, 08:19 PM
2 potatoes beefin like a bowl of casserole

8wffb4Xvvcs

1_xGWIu4pvY



Lol at people saying Vegan gains arms look huge, it looks like he's wearing a youth large t shirt.

Kripke
2015-08-20, 08:19 PM
The fact that Blaha took that video down within a day of it being posted here has to prove that he visits this thread.

Here's Blaha and his girl's genius response to Vegan Gains:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_xGWIu4pvY

PublixBagboy
2015-08-20, 09:06 PM
2:40


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9upR0i9L_g


fuuuccckkkk I missed it : (

I appreciate the effort anyway and repped you.



Hi Jason. Please restore the tren rage video for our amusement. Also nobody made fun of you or trolled you when you provided informative content about the fitness and supplement industry/drugs and I actually really liked your videos. Your desire to project a ridiculous, overblown, unbelievable, and hypermasculine persona and your lack of integrity (going from calling out corrupt supplement industry to becoming a part of it), are why we dislike you and find you worthy of mockery and ire.

Also give me a shoutout.

Hindenburg
2015-08-23, 06:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5hcmELWXE


http://i.imgur.com/I1W3sE5l.png





http://i.imgur.com/MqyOmT2l.png

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-23, 06:43 AM
I was going through Blaha's short lived advice channel and found this old video where he explains why he's going vegan:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G505l4DNhu0

I already posted a comment:

http://i.imgur.com/51cGLuf.jpg


inb4 the video mysteriously disappears again.

FHRITP
2015-08-23, 10:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5hcmELWXE


http://i.imgur.com/I1W3sE5l.png





http://i.imgur.com/MqyOmT2l.png

the face when he realizez his daughters boyfriend is the same age as him

Kripke
2015-08-23, 06:36 PM
Can't believe I missed this one from a couple of days ago:

http://oi61.tinypic.com/hs130k.jpg

He really is an insecure loser. He needs to either:

a) drop the alpha man of the world act
b) start behaving in alignment with the way he talks himself up

"My girl snapped a selfie while we were kissing, then goes "post it on your fan page!'" is literally what you'd expect from a teenager trying to discreetly show off (there's nothing to show off here, though) his girlfriend. Embarrassing.

YouAreWrongMane
2015-08-23, 08:55 PM
Can't believe I missed this one from a couple of days ago:

http://oi61.tinypic.com/hs130k.jpg

He really is an insecure loser. He needs to either:

a) drop the alpha man of the world act
b) start behaving in alignment with the way he talks himself up

"My girl snapped a selfie while we were kissing, then goes "post it on your fan page!'" is literally what you'd expect from a teenager trying to discreetly show off (there's nothing to show off here, though) his girlfriend. Embarrassing.

I almost died of cringing when I saw that pic and read the first 3 words.

put a warning on that you savage

Omega
2015-08-23, 09:08 PM
Can't believe I missed this one from a couple of days ago:

http://oi61.tinypic.com/hs130k.jpg

He really is an insecure loser. He needs to either:

a) drop the alpha man of the world act
b) start behaving in alignment with the way he talks himself up

"My girl snapped a selfie while we were kissing, then goes "post it on your fan page!'" is literally what you'd expect from a teenager trying to discreetly show off (there's nothing to show off here, though) his girlfriend. Embarrassing.

cringing hard af, shes nearly his size even in this pic.

and tbh it's sad how he probably is finally getting some action after many years, and he's willing to make himself into a fool for some weird overweight sloot.

Tactical Squirrel
2015-08-23, 09:28 PM
He tries way too hard to portray a certain persona. It really is pathetic and sad. Everything he does goes completely against how a man of his age should act.

PublixBagboy
2015-08-24, 02:04 AM
The cringe never ends i0XtIZXY19A

BroPHD
2015-08-24, 02:07 AM
real talk

this mutha fuck must've been picked on as a kid now he created this world he lives in and is delusional

faggot is insecure and still a beta homo with a fat girlfriend

he can't even win an argument with autistic hallucinating vagina stains

----------WoLF LeGiON--------

Hindenburg
2015-08-24, 03:02 AM
I was going through Blaha's short lived advice channel and found this old video where he explains why he's going vegan:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G505l4DNhu0

0:35: "I do come across as the tough guy... the alpha male"


Pissening

GenetalGiant
2015-08-24, 10:07 AM
Blaha puts his gf or his used 2003 Benz in almost every video. I know he doesn't own house because he'd start doing videos on the front yard to show it off if he did. He still rents a room from his little sister.

Omega
2015-08-24, 01:31 PM
0:35: "I do come across as the tough guy... the alpha male"


Pissening

fucking lold

nerd glasses, dad bod, heavy breathing, nasaly voice

"tough guy"

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-24, 02:38 PM
"badboy" blaha
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/george-costanza-jacket.jpg

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-25, 04:55 PM
Lawd. Those last two videos could have been brilliant satire, but no, you can tell that Blaha genuinely wants to break into the lucrative vlogging market but has no earthly idea how to do so, so he just autistically films himself standing there at a football game for 30 seconds, and having his beard dyed for 15 minutes. Still more interesting than RC's videos ...

Anyway, I don't want to rag on his girlfriend anymore because she's average looking and seems all right. I have no quarrel with her. Having sex with Blaha is punishment enough as is.

GenetalGiant
2015-08-25, 05:32 PM
The cringe never ends i0XtIZXY19A

Blaha is so pussy whipped. He became a vegan because of his last wife. Now he's letting his gf dye his beard lol. Imagine if he dated an arab girl. He'd probably convert to Islam all of a sudden and talk shit about America.

JackTheRipped
2015-08-25, 05:48 PM
jason cuckold blaha

lapping up other males loads from his girlfriends beastly ham wallet for maximum cuckold gains since he hit his record holding estrogen levels when he hit puberty and started lactating from his huge mammaries

Orion
2015-08-25, 05:54 PM
Strong autists revolving conversation around youtube autist

PublixBagboy
2015-08-26, 03:31 AM
Lawd. Those last two videos could have been brilliant satire, but no, you can tell that Blaha genuinely wants to break into the lucrative vlogging market but has no earthly idea how to do so, so he just autistically films himself standing there at a football game for 30 seconds, and having his beard dyed for 15 minutes. Still more interesting than RC's videos ...

Anyway, I don't want to rag on his girlfriend anymore because she's average looking and seems all right. I have no quarrel with her. Having sex with Blaha is punishment enough as is.

Yeah I'm with you. It's really tough to face the facts that the average woman her age is utterly hideous and 20lbs heavier and she really doesn't look that bad. Certainly could be doing better than Janoy obv.

Megacringed @ vegetarianism "I come across as a tough guy... the alpha male.. I'm really into my powerlifting"

Jesus...

bsp
2015-08-26, 05:39 AM
ive only watched like 5 blaha videos (when linked about him saying some retarded lie)

but in the comment section it seems that there are people more retarded than him as they believe this chit he says

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-28, 08:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lqxSI9iuqI

Man, this is brutal. Blaha musing over the possibility of wanting to have kids in the future, yet his girlfriend cheers on the test results declaring him infertile, says she'd rather adopt. She literally doesn't want his genetics.

I actually feel sorry for Blaha right now srs

AlJafar
2015-08-28, 08:43 PM
Man, this is brutal. Blaha musing over the possibility of wanting to have kids in the future, yet his girlfriend cheers on the test results declaring him infertile, says she'd rather adopt. She literally doesn't want his genetics.

I actually feel sorry for Blaha right now srs

Well, look at him. He's an out of shape 50 something years old with a green beard. Can you blame her?

Mr.Roarke
2015-08-28, 08:56 PM
Well, look at him. He's an out of shape 50 something years old with a green beard. Can you blame her?

Hes not that old is he? i would've thought 30-35 srs.

AlJafar
2015-08-28, 08:58 PM
Hes not that old is he? i would've thought 30-35 srs.

You're right, it was my way of saying he has bad genetics cause he looks out of shape and old as fuck.

soup
2015-08-28, 09:12 PM
Can someone fill me in on this guy

Ive seen videos of him around

seems like a weird middle aged man

Omega
2015-08-28, 09:13 PM
lol he's imploding, green beard because his gf made him dye it, lesbian gf that probably cucks him and uses a strapon with him, completely infertile while his gf mocks him over his lack of manhood.

"I do come across as the tough guy... the alpha male"

http://i.imgur.com/ebbqIQu.gif

AlJafar
2015-08-28, 09:15 PM
"I do come across as the tough guy... the alpha male"

http://i.imgur.com/ebbqIQu.gif

This.. if you got to say it and tell everyone, then you're not. Same goes for guys who proclaims, "I'm crazy, don't fuck with me!" then they'll be the first to run when their boys are not with them.

DidNotReadL0L
2015-08-28, 09:28 PM
lol blaha is getting more pathetic daily and his GF just cheered him being unable to have kids of his own lmao
nikkas like 38 years old and dying his beard green.

Professor of Biostry
2015-08-28, 11:18 PM
I dont understand how people can actually hate blaha. Obviously he is kindof a weirdo, faggot, autisim but he manages to bring the entertainment more than all the other cookie cutter porno addict channels. Like when has anyone other than Lord Pissious made you laugh harder than his beard dying, more muscle than serge nubret, steel pipe incident etc.

Omega
2015-08-28, 11:21 PM
I dont understand how people can actually hate blaha. Obviously he is kindof a weirdo, faggot, autisim but he manages to bring the entertainment more than all the other cookie cutter porno addict channels. Like when has anyone other than Lord Pissious made you laugh harder than his beard dying, more muscle than serge nubret, steel pipe incident etc.

i actually liked him till i saw him bragging about buying a used mercedes

i was like lmao

GenetalGiant
2015-08-29, 12:02 AM
Lol at Blahas gf being happy about his infertility. blaha tried to make it seem like he's happy because he doesn't want kids, but deep down you can tell he's hurt by it. Male infertility is considered weak and beta in every culture.

zyphy
2015-08-29, 12:15 AM
Blaha is a pathetic whimpy beta bitch lmao

RoyJonzeJr
2015-08-29, 02:31 AM
I dont understand how people can actually hate blaha. Obviously he is kindof a weirdo, faggot, autisim but he manages to bring the entertainment more than all the other cookie cutter porno addict channels. Like when has anyone other than Lord Pissious made you laugh harder than his beard dying, more muscle than serge nubret, steel pipe incident etc.

Yeah. Watching a guy being declared infertile because he shot roids for years in order to win 2nd place in some shitty powerlifting meet that no one cares about, then seeing his girlfriend rejoice because it means she never has to worry about giving birth to his child is something that I might wish on my worst enemy, but not some Internet autist who mildly annoys me.

FHRITP
2015-08-29, 07:42 AM
Why did Blaha look better 2 years ago ? shouldn't it be the reverse ? lol

KghDPELo_ds


And in this video, jason writes in the comments " Girlfriend at 145 pounds I don't think that's such a good idea... by the way you might end up being blocked here soon because you are losing your creative edge as far as trolls go."

So he's 2 inches taller than his girlfrriend who is 5'7 and like 40 pounds lighter than him. but she still looks as big if not bigger than blaha ? lmfao feel sorry for him

0lqxSI9iuqI

itpissbro
2015-08-29, 09:00 AM
Why did Blaha look better 2 years ago ? shouldn't it be the reverse ? lol

KghDPELo_ds


And in this video, jason writes in the comments " Girlfriend at 145 pounds I don't think that's such a good idea... by the way you might end up being blocked here soon because you are losing your creative edge as far as trolls go."

So he's 2 inches taller than his girlfrriend who is 5'7 and like 40 pounds lighter than him. but she still looks as big if not bigger than blaha ? lmfao feel sorry for him

0lqxSI9iuqI

I look bigger in person bro

FHRITP
2015-08-29, 05:47 PM
I look bigger in person bro

yeah, and dont forget that women approach me all the time

RoyJonzeJr
2015-09-01, 05:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdJSI_6mCRE

Blaha's bringing back that golden era look. He's the last bodybuilder who's aesthetic.

WakeMeUp
2015-09-01, 08:50 PM
"Not going to be bulking again"
It's like he fucking hates his gains. His girlfriend will be significantly larger than him before all is said and done.

"My workouts are going to be abbreviated"
And I thought his workouts were short before.

SlcikRick
2015-09-01, 09:10 PM
"Not going to be bulking again"
It's like he fucking hates his gains. His girlfriend will be significantly larger than him before all is said and done.

"My workouts are going to be abbreviated"
And I thought his workouts were short before.

Lol this. Didn't he take like 10 minutes in between sets? My grandpa's endurance is probably better than Blaha's.

DidNotReadL0L
2015-09-01, 09:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdJSI_6mCRE

Blaha's bringing back that golden era look. He's the last bodybuilder who's aesthetic.

lol
http://i60.tinypic.com/1hfsec.png

YouAreWrongMane
2015-09-01, 10:11 PM
lol
http://i60.tinypic.com/1hfsec.png

LFAO, is this guy the most dedicated troll in the world

WakeMeUp
2015-09-03, 10:24 PM
Jesus Christ, now this faggot is recommending Vince sue Vegan Gains mother since Richard likely doesn't have any money himself.

Why after attempting to be sued would you then turn around and contribute to the culture of letting people shit on other people when they say things you don't like?

GenetalGiant
2015-09-03, 11:19 PM
Lol at grown men arguing over youtube. They're like teenage girls, always gossiping about whose natural or on gear.
Blaha and Vegan Gains are losers.

YouAreWrongMane
2015-09-04, 01:09 AM
His new video went full retard

Will post soon, and his comment "I am well known for being brutal with those who cross me both online and offline. If he is homeless after this that is the price he has to pay for popping off at me. That isn't even close to the worst thing I've ever done to someone who fucked with me."

YouAreWrongMane
2015-09-04, 01:10 AM
WjsVCVULyOo

Omega
2015-09-04, 01:13 AM
His new video went full retard

Will post soon, and his comment "I am well known for being brutal with those who cross me both online and offline. If he is homeless after this that is the price he has to pay for popping off at me. That isn't even close to the worst thing I've ever done to someone who fucked with me."

I do come across as a tough guy, the alpha male.

Kripke
2015-09-04, 03:00 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1441392865175.png

I absolutely loathe this man

MindlessWork
2015-09-04, 03:06 PM
The witnesses in full force

This.

The comments are so lulzy to read.

zyphy
2015-09-04, 03:09 PM
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1441392865175.png

I absolutely loathe this man

Think he does it on purpose tbh-
He knows his haters make him money lol

GenetalGiant
2015-09-04, 08:08 PM
Jason Blaha aka 00Potato is still claiming he was a mercenary. Now he's saying he ran an anabolic steroid lab, sickening Walter White delusions. Blaha has had more jobs/hobbies than Genova.

bsp
2015-09-04, 08:48 PM
you guys should all stop watching blaha srs

the reason he does half this shit is so he gets views

stop watching his videos so that he has to get a real job

GenetalGiant
2015-09-04, 08:59 PM
you guys should all stop watching blaha srs

the reason he does half this shit is so he gets views

stop watching his videos so that he has to get a real job

I'm pretty sure most of the Blaha trolls and haters use Adblocker.

cruzetor
2015-09-04, 09:00 PM
I'm pretty sure most of the Blaha trolls and haters use Adblocker.

Yeah im on dat der adblocker time bro

bsp
2015-09-04, 09:04 PM
I'm pretty sure most of the Blaha trolls and haters use Adblocker.


Yeah im on dat der adblocker time bro

he doesnt deserve the recognition

MindlessWork
2015-09-04, 11:15 PM
Maybe I should go troll him too haha

JamesBlunt
2015-09-07, 04:19 PM
He's banned me off his Facebook twice and YouTube once, he's got a serious case of inferior complex. Somebody posted the pictures of his old forum posts, which was quite sickening and pissening. But yeah, DJ Blahaiesto aka American Jason Statham is most likely going overboard for money, but also for the gratification of telling obscure lies and actually having a bunch of sheep believe every single one of them.

If you're a highly trained mercenary, the ALPHA male, who has no issues ending someone's life if his own is at risk, gets a black eye in a barfight and the other guy probably cucked him that very night, then you don't let something like that slide.

I still watch some of his Q&A's, but not because of the information, but as a sleep inducing tool when I have insomnia. His voice is so monotonous and boring that I could figuratively fall asleep just from writing about it.

Let's hope more drama ensues between him and Supreme Gentleman Gains, so he entertain us with his inflated beta-alpha-gamma-slammer-ghetto-destroyer-50cent persona and we can laugh at it

Arite peace out bye

DidNotReadL0L
2015-09-07, 04:47 PM
in one of his recent videos he claimed to be an ex-mercenary, former steroid lab owner and helped athletes beat steroid tests lol

meanwhile iIRL he lives in his sisters basement

emperorsaul
2015-09-08, 06:46 PM
Good stuff in the comments on his latest video lol

"Kam Fitness
Sounds like you would do anything for money..

Rikka Takanashi
Except work."



"Nick Rogers
Inb4 Vince G shows up at your doorstep and kicks your ass.

JuggernautFitnessTV
+Nick Rogers do you really think that would happen considering my girlfriend and I BOTH own several assault rifles for home defense?* This is Texas, I can legally shoot anyone showing up at my doorstep either committing violence or threatening violence.* You guys really say stupid things sometimes."



"Slay Gangas
It's called Physiques of Greatness, I don't think you'd fit in well Jason."

GenetalGiant
2015-09-08, 07:06 PM
JuggernautFitnessTV
+Nick Rogers do you really think that would happen considering my girlfriend and I BOTH own several assault rifles for home defense?* This is Texas, I can legally shoot anyone showing up at my doorstep either committing violence or threatening violence.* You guys really say stupid things sometimes."





I hope Vince responds to Blaha. It will be the War of the Worst Physiques.
Blaha claims to be a 10th degree black belt and ex-mercanary, yet he gets knocked out by a random alcoholic at a bar lol.

AlJafar
2015-09-08, 07:59 PM
I hope Vince responds to Blaha. It will be the War of the Worst Physiques.
Blaha claims to be a 10th degree black belt and ex-mercanary, yet he gets knocked out by a random alcoholic at a bar lol.

If him, Vince from POG, and Jason Genova Witness collab and made vids, they'd make a killing. All the trolls would watch their videos and comment.

rotnn
2015-09-08, 09:36 PM
in one of his recent videos he claimed to be an ex-mercenary, former steroid lab owner and helped athletes beat steroid tests lol

meanwhile iIRL he lives in his sisters basement

Get it right, bro. He lives in a ROOM UPSTAIRS in his sister's house.

rotnn
2015-09-08, 09:46 PM
Not a fan of Vegan Gains but good for him not deleting his video cause some phaggot threatened legal action against him.

GenetalGiant
2015-09-10, 08:23 AM
Private Potato reporting for duty
FgUGaBouQfE

JamesBlunt
2015-09-10, 09:58 AM
Private Potato reporting for duty
FgUGaBouQfE

Private Potato LMAO. BRB, wears 20000lbs of ammo because he's a fokken badass. Better trained than all branches of the British military, excluding the SAS.
Private Potato has 100 confirmed kills, has sex at LEAST 3 times a day bro, he's the alpha male and psychopaths cower in fear when Jason Blobblob is near.

YouAreWrongMane
2015-09-10, 10:06 AM
Get it right, bro. He lives in a ROOM UPSTAIRS in his sister's house.

does he actually live in his sisters house?

YouAreWrongMane
2015-09-11, 09:41 PM
new vid is up go check it out boys


guy is legit a scumbag

Human Bean
2015-09-13, 11:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUxzlRgknRc

GenetalGiant
2015-09-14, 11:26 PM
Blaha is banning all trolls just like his Sugar Daddy Marc Pocketliner. Now he's going to lose views. 30-40% of his views came from people coming to dislike and read the comments.


4XyYE2o_J9Q

DidNotReadL0L
2015-09-14, 11:33 PM
lol at blaha all butthurt
brb act like a buffoon , dye your beard green and then get mad when people call you out.

RoyJonzeJr
2015-09-18, 02:33 AM
Holy phuck is it annoying when Blaha raises his voice in an effort to sound alpha and authoritative like his master Marc Lowrider. I don't even watch Blaha's videos anymore, the last one I saw was the one where he announced that he's going to start heavily policing the comments section. What's the point of opening his videos now? What am I supposed to do, read all the comments from his beta fans where they suck up to him and ask for his expert opinion on how to lose body fat?

BroadShouldersofPeace is absolutely right, we shouldn't give him views if he doesn't pay us the common courtesy of allowing us to troll him. I can't even be bothered anymore to dislike his videos and leave.

itpissbro
2015-09-21, 09:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4haPdX-9j0

Grandpa Blaha... wtf lol

CsRed
2015-09-29, 07:48 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=580015.0;attach=65 1343;image

Blaha is such a pussy. He talks tough but is quick to ban because he cant handle criticsm. Now that he is more interested in dying his beard than he is lifting, I see nothing left that is respectable about him.

flex123
2015-09-29, 08:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X9wRX2mGmM

SlcikRick
2015-09-29, 08:08 PM
Loled hard at "Did Genova Order 66 on Blaha's respiratory system."

GenetalGiant
2015-09-29, 09:18 PM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=580015.0;attach=65 1343;image

Blaha is such a pussy. He talks tough but is quick to ban because he cant handle criticsm.

This. He's so insecure. He checks this thread on a daily basis.

CsRed
2015-09-29, 09:46 PM
This. He's so insecure. He checks this thread on a daily basis.

Its not like he has a job, owns property, or has anything better to do.

flex123
2015-09-29, 09:48 PM
Loled hard at "Did Genova Order 66 on Blaha's respiratory system."

yeah that one was hilarious

CsRed
2015-09-30, 06:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdJSI_6mCRE

https://joyannaadams.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/dog-fool.jpg

not thebeastenman
2015-09-30, 08:08 PM
Loled hard at "Did Genova Order 66 on Blaha's respiratory system."


Ayyy

Gurthy Mcphatcock
2015-09-30, 09:04 PM
~In

CsRed
2015-09-30, 10:07 PM
I know blaha is supposed to be disabled even though he used to power lift.

Has he ever worked?

GenetalGiant
2015-10-05, 08:00 PM
I know blaha is supposed to be disabled even though he used to power lift.

Has he ever worked?

Yes, he said he was a mercenary.

CsRed
2015-10-05, 08:28 PM
Yes, he said he was a mercenary.

He is such a badass but since he always comes accross as weak having to depend on wife or girlfriend for a couch to sleep on so I guess that is why he feels the need to self reveal about his "clandenstined" past. Cue 1:05 for the bad ass talk.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPwCePhJtus&feature=youtu.be&t=1m6s

CsRed
2015-10-05, 08:37 PM
kUW-VHwoyoM.

Imdb lists the movie as having an estimated $500 budget so I wonder how much blaha gf got paid.

Would be great to hear comments after they left. -He was breathing so heavy. Creeped me out.

GenetalGiant
2015-10-10, 09:02 PM
Autist the Ripper.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12118888_1022333021152498_646184649713085489_n.jpg ?oh=ad52a39caa9a80fc7f0eea3e6d99e2e7&oe=569F547E

CsRed
2015-10-10, 10:15 PM
Autist the Ripper.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12118888_1022333021152498_646184649713085489_n.jpg ?oh=ad52a39caa9a80fc7f0eea3e6d99e2e7&oe=569F547E

whoever painted the mural of blaha behind him was spot on..looks just like him

RoyJonzeJr
2015-10-11, 12:59 AM
He did the ol' Fat Fuckin Lenny trick of covering up his gut so he actually looks swole. Big Lenny actually looks like he's on that Phil Heath time when he wears a wife beater.

FJBRAH
2015-10-11, 01:05 AM
Obligatory picture. This is the one he keeps referring to when he says that he used to look huge and ripped on gear:

http://i.imgur.com/fwodUcl.jpg

Then, he also said that he is not balding and only shaves his head because of his psoriasis. It is evident from the above pic that he was already losing his hair in his early 20s.

lmfao so true

GenetalGiant
2015-11-07, 12:38 PM
Agent 00Potato strikes again
"I used to do snatch and grabs and interrogate people"
"It's not Mike O'tren because he's not producing any sperm" I don't get why Blaha would make that joke, he's infertile too.
e2ZLch2HgPE

PublixBagboy
2015-11-08, 08:26 AM
His recent videos have been okay/pretty good lately. I'm glad he's at least back to doing something productive/entertaining instead of pure 100% cringe all the time.


loled at @ "I used to do snatch and grabs and interrogate people"

RoyJonzeJr
2015-11-08, 04:07 PM
He had another "I do come across as the tough guy, the alpha male" moment in his latest Q&A when responding to Candito calling him scary. I like how he constantly mentions that it "came out" that he used to be a mercenary, even though I have never ever heard of anybody doing a background check on Blaha and sharing their findings. It all comes from Blaha himself.


His recent videos have been okay/pretty good lately. I'm glad he's at least back to doing something productive/entertaining instead of pure 100% cringe all the time.


Until the next marriage/divorce/subsequent mental breakdown, anyway.

emperorsaul
2015-11-08, 05:07 PM
SUzypUUEwLE

@ 11:39

:banderas:

Jonnie's comment: "I dont know, he seems kinda scary sometimes to hang around in person with some of the gun crazed talk lol (beyond the political stance and more into how he talks about it on a personal level). Overall I'd have to think about it. A ton of youtubers are in Texas it seems."

Omega
2015-11-08, 05:22 PM
SUzypUUEwLE

@ 11:39

:banderas:

Jonnie's comment: "I dont know, he seems kinda scary sometimes to hang around in person with some of the gun crazed talk lol (beyond the political stance and more into how he talks about it on a personal level). Overall I'd have to think about it. A ton of youtubers are in Texas it seems."

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Charlie-Murphy-Laughing-Chappelles-Show-Prince.gif

Arian brah
2015-11-08, 05:33 PM
He had another "I do come across as the tough guy, the alpha male" moment in his latest Q&A when responding to Candito calling him scary. I like how he constantly mentions that it "came out" that he used to be a mercenary, even though I have never ever heard of anybody doing a background check on Blaha and sharing their findings. It all comes from Blaha himself.



Until the next marriage/divorce/subsequent mental breakdown, anyway.

bro don't go popping off at blaha.

http://i.imgur.com/q4GUq7n.png?1

fyi that is Jason in the avi not serge nubret.

emperorsaul
2015-11-19, 12:12 PM
Read first:http://bullshitonblast.blogspot.com/2015/11/simon-of-massthetics-calls-out-jason.html

S-dCQQ1Ah5Q

secondigliano
2015-11-19, 12:29 PM
he risked his life by eating too many muffins.

GenetalGiant
2015-11-19, 12:38 PM
http://bullshitonblast.blogspot.com/2015/11/simon-of-massthetics-calls-out-jason.html

"The muslims created the illuminati"

Blaha is such a moron. The guy was making fun of the fact that Blaha was wearing a bullet proof vest and had a rifle. He didn't even mention blahas past as a potato soldier of fortune.

Blaha is always bragging about castle law and shooting people. Idk why he's acting so rustled now.

YouAreWrongMane
2015-11-19, 01:14 PM
omfg loooooool

where do i find more shit out about this simon guy @ArianBran emperorsaul

Iamtheonewhoknocks
2015-11-19, 02:59 PM
Blaha made the video private, I know Garret had made a comment, but did Simon ever commented on it?





omfg loooooool

where do i find more shit out about this simon guy @ArianBran emperorsaul

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCS1obdD37P8dCTsjuJz7ZfQ