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    Lol @this apprentice at work

    19 years old 6'1ish and id bet around 350lbs of pure lard

    Recently he has started airsoft and is now talking about it 24/7

    Like bruh, loose 150lbs and you could still actually enlist in the military

    Like bruv loose 150 lbs and try to loose your virginity instead

    Like bruv you dont need airsoft you need to start with a shower first, then joint-easy cardio, a caloric deficit, nofap and to burn your computer, not being a living obese air soft meme.

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    We’ve got some 300lb apprentices it’s lols they can barely walk

    Most of them are married tho (to equally disgusting women but hey at least they’re getting laid)

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    We?ve got some 300lb apprentices it?s lols they can barely walk

    Most of them are married tho (to equally disgusting women but hey at least they?re getting laid)
    Yep he is scared of heights and claustrofobic as well so not much he can do at work tbh.

    Keeps bragging about how his mother is a massage therapist who can fix whatever bodily issues he have whenever. (lmao @The awkward silence when he said it.) and just generally how cool his dad is.

    Pretty funny character in a sitcom type of way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stahl View Post
    Yep he is scared of heights and claustrofobic as well so not much he can do at work tbh.

    Keeps bragging about how his mother is a massage therapist who can fix whatever bodily issues he have whenever. (lmao @The awkward silence when he said it.) and just generally how cool his dad is.

    Pretty funny character in a sitcom type of way.
    I?d be down for a cheeky tug from his mom but otherwise he sounds like a turd

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    This website is just 4 of my apprentices and their alts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector, the king returned View Post
    This website is just 4 of my apprentices and their alts
    Who the fuck are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    I?d be down for a cheeky tug from his mom but otherwise he sounds like a turd
    Shes kinda hot for 50 ngl, bet shes good with her hands also.

    Yes he is a turd but i have no need to dislike him, he probably dislike himself 100x as much as i ever could anyways.

    He is the type to blurp out racist jokes to the other apprentice whos an adopted black kid then run crying to managers about being bullied if the dindu reply with calling him out for being an obese airsoft virgin and that he should probably kill himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stahl View Post
    Shes kinda hot for 50 ngl, bet shes good with her hands also.

    Yes he is a turd but i have no need to dislike him, he probably dislike himself 100x as much as i ever could anyways.

    He is the type to blurp out racist jokes to the other apprentice whos an adopted black kid then run crying to managers about being bullied if the dindu reply with calling him out for being an obese airsoft virgin and that he should probably kill himself.
    Lol at being a tradie complaining to manager about being bullied

    The guys really not gonna make it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector, the king returned View Post
    This website is just 4 of my apprentices and their alts
    enjoy being anonymous while you can, fat greasy shemale with no dick.

    You are such a pathetic human
    You are such a loser it's the main reason I barely post anymore
    I can't stand you so opinionated but you have done absolutely nothing with your life
    You take politics way to seriously, most people with nothing going on in their own lives do
    You will never even accomplish your pathetic goal of owning a van
    Fucking loser

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    None of this is any fun is you’re anonymous

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    We?ve got some 300lb apprentices it?s lols they can barely walk

    Most of them are married tho (to equally disgusting women but hey at least they?re getting laid)
    How do fatties fuck other fatties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuckzilla View Post
    How do fatties fuck other fatties?
    With a lot of sweat and body odor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuckzilla View Post
    How do fatties fuck other fatties?
    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    With a lot of sweat and body odor
    Whyd you ask and whyd you have to answer

    :disgust:

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    Quote Originally Posted by im normal View Post
    enjoy being anonymous while you can, fat greasy shemale with no dick.

    Short urban low iq meztizo hours

    Who else up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by longNStrong View Post
    Lol at being a tradie complaining to manager about being bullied

    The guys really not gonna make it
    He has this toxic insecure but still arrogant/crude victim role personality, had a guy like him in my class in HS and i bullied him every day for the whole school year. And looking back i still chuckle at the pranks id pull on him.

    When its someone at work though you cant really do anything so you just have to keep distance.

    Like when someone commented that he waddle like a pregnant pinguin when he walks, and he proceed to immediately complain to management at the brink of tears.

    Atleast the black apprentice knows how to roll with the punches and thus doesnt stick out like a sore thumb.

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    wow why don't you focus a bit more on yourself mate? Why are you online typing paragraphs about this guy, do you think he thinks about you that much aslo?

    Very gay even by norway standards

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMuscularBelarussianMan View Post
    wow why don't you focus a bit more on yourself mate? Why are you online typing paragraphs about this guy, do you think he thinks about you that much aslo?

    Very gay even by norway standards
    Tbh probably yes

    But i agree with your sentiment and will take you up on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMuscularBelarussianMan View Post
    wow why don't you focus a bit more on yourself mate? Why are you online typing paragraphs about this guy, do you think he thinks about you that much aslo?

    Very gay even by norway standards
    Shut up we need content otherwise everyone will die

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    Quote Originally Posted by im normal View Post
    Shut up we need content otherwise everyone will die
    Im afraid i will have no forum to go back to when i get out of jail


    Fuark need to call those cunts and ask whats up

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    Quote Originally Posted by stahl View Post
    Im afraid i will have no forum to go back to when i get out of jail


    Fuark need to call those cunts and ask whats up
    you're going to jail in norway? Lol enjoy your vacation

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