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    Suppressing Vexation Donald's Avatar
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    Would you boys purchase a lotion designed specifically for your scrotum?

    One hellish plague I'm constantly forced to endure is that of a dry scrotum. And I know I'm not the only one, fellas. Nothing worse than looking down at your groin and setting eyes upon a wrinkled, heavily-chapped bag. Its repugnant. And your typical lotions don't seem to do the trick. Some of them even burn when you put them on your privates. And lets be real here, no gal is getting moist in the bog at the sight of a dusty, mummified scrotum. Might be a good match for her disgusting chapped labia though.

    I've been thinking about the possibility of creating & marketing a type of lotion that would properly (and safely) hydrate that dry scrotal skin. Rejuvenate your scrotum to that of a young Sweedish boy's. I really think it could really be a societal game-changer. Would you fellas purchase such a product?

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    isn't that why they invented vaseline?

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    Suppressing Vexation Donald's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by nevergivein View Post
    isn't that why they invented vaseline?
    Good Lord! I really hope you aren't putting that stuff on your genitals. Petroleum is a carcinogen.

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    Don't have that ashy problem

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    Nope, seems like way more work and doesn’t solve any problem I have, which is none tbh

    But if you wanna do so then by all means go for it and keep us posted

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    lmao i've never had a dry scrotum
    in fact i like not washing it
    gets all greezy and smells good

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    Quote Originally Posted by jesus piece View Post
    lmao i've never had a dry scrotum
    in fact i like not washing it
    gets all greezy and smells good

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    Quote Originally Posted by jesus piece View Post
    lmao i've never had a dry scrotum
    in fact i like not washing it
    gets all greezy and smells good
    Yes sir!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jesus piece View Post
    lmao i've never had a dry scrotum
    in fact i like not washing it
    gets all greezy and smells good
    you're a male?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector View Post
    you're a male?
    he's 5'6'' 145 lbs though
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    stop calling mindless gay...hes a great dude

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    they go aluminum jesus piece's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hector View Post
    you're a male?


    wtf
    yes

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    they go aluminum jesus piece's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZUZZBRAH View Post
    he's 5'6'' 145 lbs though
    145 is goal weight
    am 170 rn so pretty huge

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    Suppressing Vexation Donald's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by jesus piece View Post
    lmao i've never had a dry scrotum
    in fact i like not washing it
    gets all greezy and smells good
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    Yeah. Hard to see the dryness when your sack is caked with layers of grime.

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    if anything I want my balls to be dry, not more moist. Not very smart for a duck

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    My scrotum skin is not sensitive, I can put any body lotion on it and its fine
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    This has to be a troll thread. OP, you realize people put powder on their crotch to keep it dry, right? Not me, I never really had to.. maybe if I lived in Florida or something. The idea that you would want to put moisture in your nutsuck seems very strange to me

    Quote Originally Posted by nevergivein View Post
    isn't that why they invented vaseline?
    you put Vaseline on your balls?

    Last edited by Violator; 2021-05-05 at 08:18 AM.
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    I need it the way half this website swings off my nuts

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    Suppressing Vexation Donald's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violator View Post
    This has to be a troll thread. OP, you realize people put powder on their crotch to keep it dry, right? Not me, I never really had to.. maybe if I lived in Florida or something. The idea that you would want to put moisture in your nutsuck seems very strange to me

    Not all "moisture" is the same, skipper. You use powder to combat crotch sweat. It gets very hot in the pants sometimes. Sweat doesn't moisturize the skin though. In fact, it often strips the body of its natural oils; potentially leaving things cracked & chapped.

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    Off Season Powerlifter Violator's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    Not all "moisture" is the same, skipper. You use powder to combat crotch sweat. It gets very hot in the pants sometimes. Sweat doesn't moisturize the skin though. In fact, it often strips the body of its natural oils; potentially leaving things cracked & chapped.
    never had that issue.. I can't relate at all

    feels good mane

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    I've never had an issue with dry balls.

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